Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
Toucan play at that game!
"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."
Simple, he's a minor.
I was just expecting a shingle pallet
They served Wookie steaks on the Death star.....they were a little Chewie...
"You know, Olive? The other reindeer? She used to laugh and call him names."
Right, so I was in the US to visit my American family in Florida, and my uncle comes up pretty much randomly as we were sunbathing at the pool, and he says: “I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken!”
I bursted out laughing and couldn’t stop for another while
Urine trouble.
"She was a great-grandma and a grandma."
It's pointless.
They take you to point A,B,C and D. But they always land on "E".
A minimum of 6 points in Scrabble.
I've been here ALL YEAR!
Happy new year from New Zealand!
Me: No, I got all of them cut.
Me: Sounds boaring.
My son was born last week and for the last 8 days I've had 3 or 4 of them every single day without even trying. I can't even recall any of them at the moment, but it's like having a child made me able to take advantage of every pun ever.
