Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
>!The second hand store.!<
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Hook is mad
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Why do so many people hook up drunk?
Beauty must really be in the eye of the beerholder
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︎ Oct 04 2020
My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...
He's really into podcasting!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.
One might say he is a master baiter.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Years ago, I auditioned for a part in the movie Hook.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Where does captain hook get good deals on used prosthetics?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I just found out where Captain Hook got its hook
He got it from a second-hand store
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︎ Nov 23 2019
The first thing Iβll say if Captain James Hook ever get hit by a truck is
βYou ainβt seeing half of the insurance moneyβ
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︎ Jun 06 2020
When Captain Hook was running away from the ticking alligator..
It must have been very time consuming!
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︎ Mar 20 2020
The metal hooks tied to my rope broke.
I'm having a hard time grappling with this.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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︎ Aug 09 2018
A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him
It's the thot that counts
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︎ Mar 12 2020
What is Captain Hook's favourite store?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Why was Captain Hook such a bad swordsman?
He lost all his first hand experience.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Teacher: You need to have a hook in your research paper. Me:
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︎ Mar 27 2019
A boxer was throwing nothing but right hooks at a punching bag. Trainer walks up and says "what gives?"
Boxer says "I'm exercising my rights"
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︎ Mar 06 2017
Makes me sad that Captain Hook never made it to Admiral
Guess it didnβt Pan out
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︎ Aug 06 2019
TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks.
They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
I love fishing but I can never pull the fish closer once I hook it.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
Trying to hook up on tinder, but you are 5'4?
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︎ May 25 2019
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess thatβs debaitable.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I tried to hook my sister, Dorothy, up with my co-worker whoβs also named Dorothy
But I couldnβt connect the Dots
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
From the secondhand store!
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks ?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Where did captain hook buy his hook
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
From the second hand store.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Captain Hook probably bought his hook from a second hand store
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Where did Captian Hook buy his hook?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
From the second hand store
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Where does captain hook go for replacements....
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︎ May 19 2019
Captain Hook was into sustainability,
thatβs why he bought his hook from a second hand store.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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︎ Aug 14 2019
Where did the pirate get his hook?
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Where did the pirate buy his hook?
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
How did the pirate buy a hook so cheap?
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︎ May 25 2019
Captain Hook bought his prosthetic limb at a second hand store.
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︎ May 30 2019
Where does Captain Hook go for Replacements?
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︎ May 19 2019
Where did the pirate get his hooks?
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