Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

>!The second hand store.!<

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Hook is mad
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Why do so many people hook up drunk?

Beauty must really be in the eye of the beerholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
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My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...

He's really into podcasting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.

One might say he is a master baiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
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How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?

Single-handedly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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Years ago, I auditioned for a part in the movie Hook.

It didn’t Pan out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullUnicorn
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Where does captain hook get good deals on used prosthetics?

At the second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-umop-apisdn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I just found out where Captain Hook got its hook

He got it from a second-hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryansberc21
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The first thing I’ll say if Captain James Hook ever get hit by a truck is

β€œYou ain’t seeing half of the insurance money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wu-Chinese
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When Captain Hook was running away from the ticking alligator..

It must have been very time consuming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
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The metal hooks tied to my rope broke.

I'm having a hard time grappling with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evrant
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Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him

It's the thot that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnar_owl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What is Captain Hook's favourite store?

The second hand shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
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Why was Captain Hook such a bad swordsman?

He lost all his first hand experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Teacher: You need to have a hook in your research paper. Me:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_samdwich_
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A boxer was throwing nothing but right hooks at a punching bag. Trainer walks up and says "what gives?"

Boxer says "I'm exercising my rights"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeverShan
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Makes me sad that Captain Hook never made it to Admiral

Guess it didn’t Pan out

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TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks.

They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.

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I love fishing but I can never pull the fish closer once I hook it.

It's a reel problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newkyd
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Trying to hook up on tinder, but you are 5'4?

Just act like you belong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcpurp
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When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?

I guess that’s debaitable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeatsackKY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I tried to hook my sister, Dorothy, up with my co-worker who’s also named Dorothy

But I couldn’t connect the Dots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boonsnaba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second hand shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From the secondhand store!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tbtbjmt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks ?

At the second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuck-o-Dear
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Where did captain hook buy his hook

The second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nihilman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At a second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From the second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarris5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Captain Hook probably bought his hook from a second hand store
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Where did Captian Hook buy his hook?

A second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizz1995
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From the second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolRedman1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From a second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Po-Ta-Toe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Where does captain hook go for replacements....

The second hand shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northwestern253
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Captain Hook was into sustainability,

that’s why he bought his hook from a second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

At a second-hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
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Where did the pirate get his hook?

The second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF_IDontCare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Where did the pirate buy his hook?

At a second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireseeker4him
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

A second-hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McGtheMemeDealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

The second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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How did the pirate buy a hook so cheap?

He bought it second hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harvey_Combe2217
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Captain Hook bought his prosthetic limb at a second hand store.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yup4545
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Where does Captain Hook go for Replacements?

The Second Hand Shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Where did the pirate get his hooks?

A second hand store.

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