A list of puns related to "Hook (boxing)"
He had a vicious right hook.
The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.
He had a good left hook.
He had a fantastic hook.
Bonus dad! Why did no one want to box with the farmer?
He had a great haymaker.
Bonus bonus dad! Why did no one want to box with the priest?
Because he was a really nice guy and wouldn't fight back.
My dad owns a small garden supply store. Today, he got a new shipment in, and as I was helping him unpack the boxes, I pulled out a couple fishing rods, which he's never stocked before.
Me: You gonna start selling fishing gear?
Dad: Yup.
Me: How come?
Dad: Just for the Halibut.
The father is showing his son how to prepare the fishing rod, how to set the line, and how to affix the bait. Father: "Now son, you can use many different kinds of bait. This worm, for example." The father says as he weaves the worm onto the hook and casts the line. Son: "What happens next dad?" As if on cue, the father pulls against the line, calling forth a panicked fish from the water. The son exclaims in amazement, as the father prepares the line for his next cast. He reaches into the tackle box, and beings to attach something to the hook. Son: "Dad, what kind of bait is that?" Father: "This is clickbait son." Son: "What happens next dad?" Father: "What happens next will shock you."
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