My herd of cows got loose and wandered into a field of Marijuana
The stakes have never been so high
What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?
The impala was struggling to keep up with the rest of the herd.
She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.
Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?
Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
A joke about herd immunity isn't funny unless...
TIL: Two elephants of the same herd won’t go into the same body of water together at the same time.
It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
How does a farmer count his herd?
What do you call a guy that herds reindeer instead of cattle?
Herd a good one on fb today
What do you call a herd of cows gambling at a marijuana dispensary?
I’ve just been attacked by a herd of cows.
I’m ok, but I’ve been badly grazed.
As if 2020 wasn't crazy enough in Texas today, a herd of cows suddenly burst into flames.
Scientists still don't know what the cattle-lyst was.
My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
What happened when two herds of evenly-matched cows got into a turf war?
There was mootual destruction
Two men are organizing a herd of deer.
Two men are organizing a herd of deer.
Seeing as the had 26 deer, they decided to label each one with a letter of the alphabet. As they’re herding them into an enclosure, they realize they only had 25.
“One of them’s missing,” said the first man.
“Oh dear.”
What do you call a herd of cows above an earthquake?
What do you call a herd of rampaging mailmen?
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep...
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
Driving through farmland with the family, my dad randomly says “Hey look! A whole flock of cows!” My uncle corrects him: “Herd of cows...”
Dad: “Of course I’ve heard of cows! Look! They’re all over the damn place!”
A herd of wildebeests was ranging across Africa, destroying huts and missionaries...
When they were all killed, the newspaper headline read, "No gnus is good news!"
My mom was telling a sweet story about how a herd of elephants we're keeping a deceased calf with them on their Journey
Without missing a beat my dad goes "Why didn't they just keep him in the trunk.
I'm still laughing like a drunken seal.
A crisis has developed after a herd of cows ate an entire shipment of edibles
Officials say the steaks have never been higher
Why couldn't the cowboy get the herd of cows moving along?
He needed a cattle list to get started
Santa addresses his herd
I'm sorry to fawn over you guys, but you're deer to me.'
I bet you a group of sheep never herd this pun before.
Did you hear about the guy who herds young goats?
My daughter got me this morning. "Dad, what should you wear if you want to hide in a herd of camels?"
Apparently Dartmoor ponies are being sold for their meat to help the herd survive.
Here is the story. I suggested to the family that they might make a good mane course and got many groans for my trouble.
Driving with my son and we pass a farm. I point out the flock of cows. He turns to me and says "Dad it's a herd of cows"
Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.
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