Sheep Herding Puns

A list of puns related to "Sheep Herding"

Herding Sheep
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👤︎ u/Pyronic_Chaos
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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A farmer and his dog are herding sheep. They finish and his dog says "I counted 40 sheep". The farmer replies, "That's odd I only got 37.”

The dog replies "I rounded them up".

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👤︎ u/zortor
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?

A baaaaad bitch

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👤︎ u/StringTraveler
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep...

Fortunately, I was only grazed.

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👤︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?

A lambslide

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👤︎ u/feathersoft
📅︎ Dec 22 2017
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I bet you a group of sheep never herd this pun before.
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👤︎ u/Polarase
📅︎ May 21 2017
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“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...

“You herd me!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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A sheep farmer was having a bad day..

The sheep were all “baaa” then another would reply “baaa” and another “baaa” and on an on “baaa” Finally the farmer bursts out: “All right, all right, I herd you!!”

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👤︎ u/PileOfThoughts
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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A farm sheep was bleating weirdly one day.

It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,

so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:

“what the hell was that!?”

“You herd me” - the sheep replied.

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👤︎ u/Thicklog7
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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A sheep wakes up to find that she's at a completely different farm.

None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.

"Oh, haven't you herd?"

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👤︎ u/slekrons
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an asshole and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"

And the sheep goes "You herd me!"

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👤︎ u/Dagusiu
📅︎ May 14 2019
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A farmer and his dog are herding sheep.

They finish and the dog says "I counted 40 sheep"

The farmer replies, "Weird, I only got 37"

The dog replies "I rounded them up"

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👤︎ u/Murphy223
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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Sheep to Farmer: All you do is boss me around all day!

Farmer: What did you say?

Sheep: You herd me.

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👤︎ u/Pozd5995
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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FARMER: I love my job!

ME: All you do is round up sheeps!

FARMER: What did you say to me?

ME: You herd!

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👤︎ u/scaryAstronaut
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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