So I might let my coliseum.
They finish and the dog says "I counted 40 sheep"
The farmer replies, "Weird, I only got 37"
The dog replies "I rounded them up"
A melan collie
The stakes have never been so high
A baaaaad bitch
Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.
It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
With a Cowculator.
...everyone gets it.
A Jolly Rancher!
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
High Steaks
I’m ok, but I’ve been badly grazed.
"Herd of cows"
"Course I have, I go there every year for the regatta"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
Scientists still don't know what the cattle-lyst was.
That's gnus to me!
Certain related tribes in sub-Saharan Africa often raided each other's villages when most folk were herding animals. Sometimes they would take vegetables and water, but more often taking little things, to gently mock each other. It was all in good fun. After a successful raid, the "winning" tribe would celebrate by dancing under the stars, or in one of their large, grass-covered spirit houses.
One day, the Imaqi took their Satari shaman's sceptre. The following day, the Satari not only stole the sceptre back, but also the Imaqi chief's regalia.
It went back and forth, until, on a rare and daring escapade, three Imaqi warriors stole the Santari chief's throne. They put it on display, above their chief's throne in the spirit house.
The Imaqi thought that this was hilarious, and as it was beginning to rain, made merry and danced in the spirit house. Suddenly, the heavy throne on display fell down and killed a number of the dancing revelers.
The moral should be obvious: those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
There was mootual destruction
You boil the hell out of it.
Two men are organizing a herd of deer. Seeing as the had 26 deer, they decided to label each one with a letter of the alphabet. As they’re herding them into an enclosure, they realize they only had 25.
“One of them’s missing,” said the first man.
“Oh dear.”
Milkshakes
You probably haven’t herd of it.
A Stamp-ede.
If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.
It would be the herd shot ’round the world.
you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood
Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
De-calf-inated
A lambslide
Udder devastation
I herd you!
“You herd me!"
I won’t be satisfied until I’ve herd them all.
Dad: “Of course I’ve heard of cows! Look! They’re all over the damn place!”
