You can never "run" through a camp ground.
You can only "ran" because it's past tents.
(Sorry if this has been posted before. I just joined this sub)
You don't wanna know what is the method to create a big hole in the ground.
A Monk was selling flowers on the Playboy mansion grounds and no one but Hef could get him to leave...
Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
A man was digging holes for a new fence and got mad at the ground for ignoring his conversation
"What.... am I boring you?"
I was shocked, but then I stood the Ground.
Growing up, breakfast was a thin porridge, lunch was rice soup, and dinner was ground oats.
It was a grueling experience.
The old librarian cried as her library burned to the ground.
Onlookers could tell she was at loss for words.
I walked outside to discover my car was raised off the ground.
Why did F’s parents ground him?
What sound does an aircraft make when it hits the ground?
[Credit to u/Vishalbharadwaj21] I have the high ground
Remember to lift your left leg up off the ground during the New Years countdown
So you can start the New Year off on the right foot
Edit: Thanks for the silver
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
If you see an email with ground pork and processed ham in the subject line, don’t open it...
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Two thistles are arguing over who has the better yard The one turns to the other and says "your dirt is way too loose, man, look" and yanks him up and out of the ground Second thistle looks up at the first and goes
"I artichoke you for that"
True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
I started telling my grandkids about how I built my house from the ground up. They complained that that’s the only story I ever told.
Well, children, this is a one-story house.
2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".
That was the punchline...
While cooking, I asked my wife if we have any Sage. She said "We have some ground sage"
I asked her "Do we have any sage that's not on the floor?"
What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?
At a rest stop, the other day, a cop asked me why I was stroking the ground....
“Officer, the sign clearly says to ‘pet area.’”
Last time I flew my plane a Navy pilot checked his speed right after me. Ground said he was doing 761 mph.
Knot gonna lie I think he was mach-ing me.
A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks
Let me tell you kids how I built this house from the ground up..
Kids: Not again Grandpa, we've heard that story a million times! Don't you have any others to tell us?!
Grandpa:
This is a one-story house.
Credit:
https://inkyrickshaw.com/comic/not-very-tall-tale/
The Theory of Plate Tectonics is on pretty shaky ground.
How do you keep water in a hole in the ground until you need it?
Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?
That really swept the nation.
My wife dropped a tofurkey on the ground
I said it's now called a tofloorkey
When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
What did the ska band say when they threw their mic on the ground?
pickitup pickitup pickitup!
Don't you think the shovel was a ground-breaking invention?
(I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)
I saw a cop zap a criminal with a Taser, but then shocked him again when he was already on the ground...
The first one was probably justified, the the second one was just re-volting.
There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds
It's for all in tents and porpoises
A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
What lies on the ground 100ft in the air?
Today, I asked who left their cold-smoked herrings on the ground at the market but no one answered.
I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...
Gulag was Putin the ground
You can’t run through a camp ground.
You can only ran. Because it is past tents
Did you know you can only ran through a camp ground?
My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly
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