What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?

Out of the frying pan and into the friar.

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👤︎ u/allymeow
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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The waitress asked me how I wanted my steak cooked

I told her I wanted it cooked on a stove.

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📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Got my wife good this morning.

I'm making hash browns and she says "we need to get a griddle".

My response, "yeah, maybe we can get a Hansell to go with it".

I may be sleeping on the couch tonight gents. Worth it.

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👤︎ u/chaingunXD
📅︎ Feb 14 2015
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