Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?

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📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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I used to sell skewers for a living

things were always sharp and to the point

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👤︎ u/crypt-lord
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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What did the cheerleader say when returning her under cooked meat skewers?

RAW RAW SHISH KEBAB!

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📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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Two vegans were travelling through a desert...

A few weeks into their journey, they ran out of food. Unable to find plants to eat, and after an entire day of discussion, they decided that if they found meat before plants, the would eat it.

A day later, in the distance, they saw a small tree. As they got closer, they saw that there were strips of perfectly cooked bacon hanging from the bare limbs.

The first vegan grew excited. "Look! It's a bacon tree! Food!" And with that, he took off running toward it.

The other vegan hung back, looking at it suspiciously. "No, wait!" he called. "That's not a bacon tree!"

"Sure it is! It's a bacon tree!" the first vegan yelled over his shoulder. When he reached the tree, he jumped, trying to reach the bacon from the lower branches, but before he could, a pair of wild boar darted out from behind the tree and skewered him on their tusks.

The other vegan shook his head. "I tried to tell you it wasn't a bacon tree. It was just a hambush..."

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📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Name/pun for a 1970s special burger?

it's a chicken Kiev on brioche topped with prawn cocktail with a scampi skewer

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👤︎ u/tealeafxo
📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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I was presented with a dad joke at the grocery store tonight...

Old gentleman at the checkout scans my bamboo skewers and says "do these really work for skewering bamboo?". We had a good laugh.

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👤︎ u/lazynothin
📅︎ Nov 09 2013
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