The cops are looking for a guy in my town who keeps stealing futons from furniture stores.
They suspect heโs lying low.
I stole a futon, and I think the cops are after me.
So Iโve been lying low.
A futon's favorite musical festival
Dads always love a good furniture sale.
Driving down the highway, we see a sign in front of a furniture store advertising a "Huge Futon Sale".
Dad - "I wonder if they have regular-size futons, too."
Hey pops, do you know where the *blank* is?
Yeah, at the blank store!
If I owned a furniture store...
it would be called Ottoman Empire. I'd be the chairman. I'd really be turning the tables of furniture sales. I'd put my futon anyone who tries to stop me.
Dads will be dads
"why is it called a futon?"
Dad: "because its something you can put your fut-on."
The cops in my town are looking for a thief who has been stealing futons from different stores.
I think he is lying low.
