My grandfather used to say this one at restaurants

"Do you have coffee"

Waitress: "Yes"

"How much are refills?"

Waitress: "free"

"I'll have a refill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Failedjedi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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Dad at the restaurant

Waitress: How was everyone's meal tonight.
Dad: Excellent. Do you guys offer free refills here?
Waitress: We sure do.
Dad: Awesome, I'll take another steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/24dogpile24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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Refills

-At a restaurant-

Dad: "How much is the cola?" Waiter: "$3.00" Dad: "Are refills free?" Waiter: "Yes" Dad: "okay, then i'll have a refill!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGeckoWhisperer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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