I feel like this meme fits in here.
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How do you fit an Elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the β€˜S’ out of Safe and the β€˜F’ out of way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoblog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?

State-of-the-Ark technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Friend saw this on ig and sent it to me, thought it fit here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/voicedm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Γ€ fortunate fit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViIgot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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It’s a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.

Also known as a Julius Seizure.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My dog started gnawing on something and immediately started having a sneezing fit

That's the last time I buy achoo toy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AADPS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I've put on so much weight during Lockdown that my Sumo suit no longer fits me.

On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Not mine but it might fit here. /r/Jokes/comments/k2mw84/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maecky1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...

Dr. Pepper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordVader1080
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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This fits well here. /r/Jokes/comments/jx2icj/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinovic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.

He's breaking all sorts of records.

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A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........

.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Hi! What do you call a physically fit grains farmer?

Shredded Wheat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonyTrinitrons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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After checking the delivery tracking app, my wife yelled in a fit of rage, β€œnow my package isn’t coming for another 5 days!”

I replied, now you know how I feel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zion2199
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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How did women in the 16th century stay fit?

They worked their core-set

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swaghettigod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.

They have to fit the Bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoseAreHotdogs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Planet Fit-Gnats?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverSpeedClutch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I lost 15 pounds on my Wii Fit

It was the best trade-in deal I could find

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danius353
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I think it fits in this subreddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edwardsama_702
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Does this fit?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levzeppelin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Definitely fits here /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mogulzns
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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How many birds can fit in a cage at once

Toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittenbomer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do you call a fit Bison?

A buff-alo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Thought this would fit better here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Taken from cursed comments, thought it might fit here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.

Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Wanted to get fit by starting running. Bought a book called How to Jog.

Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was Volume 9 of a 24-Volume encyclopaedia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slobberchops_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queenserenity25
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I think this fits here better
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorLevi956
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Thought this would fit here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jigsaw442
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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To keep fit, I’ve taken up quiet tennis.

It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My fucking dad was sending me some credentials, and he attached this photo with it.... Sorry if this doesn't fit here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snacks_is_Hungry
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Found on r/dankmemes, but it fits here
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Peelenciaga would have fit better
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomorepartiesinuk
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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A joke about a suit that doesn’t fit?

Hey fam... My grandpa passed away yesterday and as I’ve been reflecting on old memories I vaguely remembered this old joke he used to tell me. I was hoping maybe someone in this community could help. I don’t remember much about it other than that it was about a suit that didn’t fit and the person in the joke had to keep getting it tailored. And maybe it was just the way my grandpa told the joke, but he’d always make this really theatrical voice and yell β€œhey! what did you do to my new suit?!” If anyone can help a grieving girl out that would be swell. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missjayelle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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How many fish can you fit on a boat?

A boatload!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyDevito_IsBae
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I thought this could fit in here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SushiWithoutSushi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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How many egg puns can I fit into a few sentences?

Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dream0nforever
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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The easy way to get from fat to fit:

Just takes a vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Which table fits in the fridge?

VegeTABLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Why are the Proclaimers so fit?

'Cause they would walk 500 miles and they would walk 500 more!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Didn't think it fit r/boottoobig, didn't know where else to put it. Please advise if necessary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LthlPnc
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