I feel like this meme fits in here.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
How do you fit an Elephant into a Safeway bag?
You take the βSβ out of Safe and the βFβ out of way!
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︎ Dec 06 2020
How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?
State-of-the-Ark technology
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Friend saw this on ig and sent it to me, thought it fit here.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Γ fortunate fit
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Itβs a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.
Also known as a Julius Seizure.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My dog started gnawing on something and immediately started having a sneezing fit
That's the last time I buy achoo toy.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I've put on so much weight during Lockdown that my Sumo suit no longer fits me.
On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
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︎ Nov 28 2020
If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
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︎ Nov 21 2020
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Hi! What do you call a physically fit grains farmer?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
After checking the delivery tracking app, my wife yelled in a fit of rage, βnow my package isnβt coming for another 5 days!β
I replied, now you know how I feel.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
How did women in the 16th century stay fit?
They worked their core-set
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Planet Fit-Gnats?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I lost 15 pounds on my Wii Fit
It was the best trade-in deal I could find
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I think it fits in this subreddit
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Does this fit?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
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︎ Sep 12 2020
How many birds can fit in a cage at once
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What do you call a fit Bison?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Thought this would fit better here
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Taken from cursed comments, thought it might fit here
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.
Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Wanted to get fit by starting running. Bought a book called How to Jog.
Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was Volume 9 of a 24-Volume encyclopaedia.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I think this fits here better
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Thought this would fit here.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
To keep fit, Iβve taken up quiet tennis.
Itβs like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
My fucking dad was sending me some credentials, and he attached this photo with it.... Sorry if this doesn't fit here.
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︎ May 06 2020
Found on r/dankmemes, but it fits here
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Peelenciaga would have fit better
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︎ May 03 2020
A joke about a suit that doesnβt fit?
Hey fam... My grandpa passed away yesterday and as Iβve been reflecting on old memories I vaguely remembered this old joke he used to tell me. I was hoping maybe someone in this community could help. I donβt remember much about it other than that it was about a suit that didnβt fit and the person in the joke had to keep getting it tailored. And maybe it was just the way my grandpa told the joke, but heβd always make this really theatrical voice and yell βhey! what did you do to my new suit?!β
If anyone can help a grieving girl out that would be swell. :)
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︎ Jun 11 2020
How many fish can you fit on a boat?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I thought this could fit in here
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︎ Jan 09 2020
How many egg puns can I fit into a few sentences?
Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
The easy way to get from fat to fit:
Just takes a vowel movement.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Which table fits in the fridge?
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︎ May 26 2020
Why are the Proclaimers so fit?
'Cause they would walk 500 miles and they would walk 500 more!
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︎ May 22 2020
Didn't think it fit r/boottoobig, didn't know where else to put it. Please advise if necessary
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