What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts snugly in a tight hole and works best when pulled.
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︎ May 13 2021
My gym instructor suggested I do lunges to keep fit.
That would be a big step forward.
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︎ May 07 2021
I suppose this fits here
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What is blue and doesn't fit?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
How many books can you fit into an empty backpack?
One. Because after that itβs not empty anymore.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Iβm giving away a pair of gloves that donβt fit me anymore.
Can somebody come take them off my hands?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I feel like this meme fits in here.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Γ fortunate fit
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Why was the locomotive so fit?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
How do you fit an Elephant into a Safeway bag?
You take the βSβ out of Safe and the βFβ out of way!
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︎ Dec 06 2020
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?
State-of-the-Ark technology
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My wife told me today, "Look, I've had this since high school and it still fits me."
Me: "Yeah!!! It's a scarf. "
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.
I said, they absolutely have space- heβs only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].
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︎ Jan 13 2021
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My dog started gnawing on something and immediately started having a sneezing fit
That's the last time I buy achoo toy.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
After checking the delivery tracking app, my wife yelled in a fit of rage, βnow my package isnβt coming for another 5 days!β
I replied, now you know how I feel.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Itβs a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.
Also known as a Julius Seizure.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I've put on so much weight during Lockdown that my Sumo suit no longer fits me.
On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
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︎ Nov 28 2020
A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
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︎ Oct 14 2020
If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
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︎ Nov 21 2020
My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Planet Fit-Gnats?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I think this fits here better
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Hi! What do you call a physically fit grains farmer?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
How did women in the 16th century stay fit?
They worked their core-set
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Does this fit?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I think it fits in this subreddit
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︎ Aug 14 2020
How many birds can fit in a cage at once
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Thought this would fit better here
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Found on r/dankmemes, but it fits here
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︎ Nov 10 2019
I lost 15 pounds on my Wii Fit
It was the best trade-in deal I could find
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Thought this would fit here.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Taken from cursed comments, thought it might fit here
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.
Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What do you call a fit Bison?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
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