The difference is like night and day.
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
2021
He said, βIβm back to school!β
Ig he really didn't stand a chance
I was just preparing a Barbie Queue
Because they're afraid of it blowing up.
Idea behind each: Upvote = burger flip motion for burgers flipped, hence my 1k karma / burgers flipped
Downvote = Drop your spatula, that was an actual bad joke, kinda like this post.
And always remember, hereβs one in Spanish: Uno.
I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...
You only have to lose an electron just before midnight.
Mum: Look at all that debris out there it's crazy
Dad: the police were actually down at the park over there
Mum: really?!
Dad: yeah, it was special branch
I pulled out cash for our rent and gave it to my wife to hold. She put it in her jacket and tossed clothes into the laundry without removing the money. I hear Wife- "ohhh.. I found the money, I washed it." Me- "don't tell anyone, you can get in trouble for money laundering" Collective groans went around by everyone in earshot
Well that explains why 7 8 9.
My older sister was challenged by a cousin to do the ALS ice bucket challenge thingy.
In an email she says, "Gonna make a creative ice bucket video. Just wait til you see what I'm up to, yall."
My dad responds, " 5'8"? 5'9"? "
