My bedroom window is East facing so I bought black out curtains to keep the sunlight out.

The difference is like night and day.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, β€œwhat are you doing?”

He said, β€œI’m back to school!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I always wondered about the fight between Dio and Jotaro. Even though Dio had trained for months before facing him, Jotaro still destroyed him in the end

Ig he really didn't stand a chance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverStoneX1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Today I took all my daughter’s dolls and lined them up by the window facing our grill

I was just preparing a Barbie Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownloadToaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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the truest downward-facing dog you’ve ever seen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosedj1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Why are people always avoiding the fan facing the ceiling?

Because they're afraid of it blowing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenfire123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Last night, me and my friend watched 3 DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the tv.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/christmasbush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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[Not Joke] Petition to change upvotes and downvotes to upwards and downwards facing spatulas.

Idea behind each: Upvote = burger flip motion for burgers flipped, hence my 1k karma / burgers flipped

Downvote = Drop your spatula, that was an actual bad joke, kinda like this post.

And always remember, here’s one in Spanish: Uno.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paparabbit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Did the laundry today and forgot my wallet in my pants pocket. Now im facing money laundering charges...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodney54
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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My son took a box of crackers out of the cabinet to get a snack. I told him to put it back with the box top facing out to make it easier next time...

I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titeman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Being positive facing 2018 is easy AF

You only have to lose an electron just before midnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaspavicius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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My dad comes out with this cracker while Scotland is facing extreme winds..

Mum: Look at all that debris out there it's crazy

Dad: the police were actually down at the park over there

Mum: really?!

Dad: yeah, it was special branch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broonyin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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You could be facing 20yrs.

I pulled out cash for our rent and gave it to my wife to hold. She put it in her jacket and tossed clothes into the laundry without removing the money. I hear Wife- "ohhh.. I found the money, I washed it." Me- "don't tell anyone, you can get in trouble for money laundering" Collective groans went around by everyone in earshot

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Newspaper story headline was "7 facing serious drug and assault charges."

Well that explains why 7 8 9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpatt711
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2014
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Facing The Ice Bucket Challenge

My older sister was challenged by a cousin to do the ALS ice bucket challenge thingy.

In an email she says, "Gonna make a creative ice bucket video. Just wait til you see what I'm up to, yall."

My dad responds, " 5'8"? 5'9"? "

Simple, yet effective

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alamodafthouse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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Last night my girlfriend and I watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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