I took my boys to the traveling circus and told them to keep their focus on the biggest pole...

...because that's the center of a tent son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Don’t lose your Focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcollins260
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Someone has lost their focus!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyDawsonUser1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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How do monkeys solve employee focus decline issues?

Transfer them to a different branch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Drinking coffee out of a lens mug helps me to focus...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Loosing your focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_second_choice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I was trying to watch a movie but I kept sneezing so much I couldn’t even focus

That’s what I get for being allergic to Cats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsopoor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Patient: I think I have ADHD I can’t remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesn’t really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmyd931
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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Ford Focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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In my opinion, the best people focus on themselves.

There's no comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Lost focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hondarave
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Ford Focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NTilky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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This bee out of focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0useRatFan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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To help me focus on working, background music is instrumental

Mostly because I'd get distracted if there were vocals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillKay10
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What would an association run by professional nuns focus on?

Pronunciation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stitch1294
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Where do you send a kid with ADHD during the summer to improve their focus?

Concentration camp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwvrie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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LPT: Don't drink water if you're trying to focus.

It will reduce your concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icecreep109
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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After explaining to his parents that he was going to drop out of med school and instead focus on being a mime,

they said, "you don't say!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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The general physician wanted to focus mainly on fractures and spent a lot of money advertising for them.

She wanted to go for broke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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I wanna buy a Focus

But I don't think I can aford it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmote_wifi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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What drug makes you lose focus?

Subtracterall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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Now Rhonda Rousey can focus on her modeling career.

Because she's a real knockout!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kneaders
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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My sister was trying to get her camera to focus

So I asked if it had ADD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisotterbefun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2016
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I want to write a story about a man who wants to be the best Chinese food chef. But he needs to get his life together so he can focus.

I'll call it "Wonton Distraction."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adez23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2016
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Last night I got sharked at the pool hall, so I had to really focus to win.

It was a mako break game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemispe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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