I got this new book focusing on space and antigravity
‘Is it any good?’
I can’t put it down
[At the therapist’s office] “Sometimes I really have trouble focusing on my job!”
Patient: That’s great, but we are here to talk about my problems!
Palm readers are great at focusing on the matter at hand.
Did you hear about the new TV station focusing on Oceanography and Linguistics?
It's called the English Channel
I took my boys to the traveling circus and told them to keep their focus on the biggest pole...
...because that's the center of a tent son.
Hard to keep Track of stuff
In my will, I’ve made it clear that I’m leaving my ranch and all the beef cattle on it to my male children. They will just have to rename the ranch ‘Focus’...
That’s the place where the sons raise meat.
I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography
What did the sushi said to the bee?
My boyfriend gave me a butt massage today, but only focused on one cheek...
I work at a facility focused on helping drugged animals
This duck came in and I swear he was on quack
I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta
I'm starting a business focused solely on transporting Capra aegagrus hircus. We'll have slings, bags, and more.
It's called Totes My Goats!
(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)
Oman! You’re about to read some terrible stuff.
“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.
This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.
It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.
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I have a double China without the “a”.
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Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.
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Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.
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You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.
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You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.
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Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.
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As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.
All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food.
Why am I always India-r need of food?
I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.
I got called pretty today.
...well, actually, the full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.
I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile
Now, I have completely lost my Focus.
Someone has lost their focus!
When I was a wee lad, my thoughts were focused on the number 144.
How do monkeys solve employee focus decline issues?
Transfer them to a different branch
What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?
Drinking coffee out of a lens mug helps me to focus...
I was trying to watch a movie but I kept sneezing so much I couldn’t even focus
That’s what I get for being allergic to Cats
Patient: I think I have ADHD I can’t remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesn’t really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
I think my camera has ADHD...
I'm going to open a clothing alteration shop that focuses on doing all jobs within an hour.
It will be called, Tailor Swift.
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
In my opinion, the best people focus on themselves.
My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...
Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
It's too bad about the guy that overreacted after falling into a lens-making machine.
He truly made a spectacle of himself.
My ex is going through a hard time so I decided to send a food-focused care package.
To help me focus on working, background music is instrumental
Mostly because I'd get distracted if there were vocals
Have you heard about those new glasses that only focus on blunt objects
What would an association run by professional nuns focus on?
Are you ready for the upcoming Zoom meeting?
Where do you send a kid with ADHD during the summer to improve their focus?
My girlfriend said I'm pretty
Well, she actually said, "You're pretty annoying", but I choose to focus on the positive things.
“Doc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus!
I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta
“Doc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
“But I keep losing my Focus!”
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