In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
Why wasn’t Cardinal Sicola ever elected as pope
Because they didn’t want a Pope Sicola
I am honored to have been elected the next president of the ...
Stalling Society of ...
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America.
My town recently elected a horse as Mayor, and I’m worried nothing will get done around here
My doctor told me I have 20-20 vision so that’s how I know that trumps unfortunately getting re-elected
All credits go to my friend
You've been elected president of the phobia society.
I know no one asked for it, but here is my two cents on Donald Trump being elected
When my daughter was born, my wife and the doctors elected for a Caesarean birth.
It was a democra-C section.
A group of vampires overthrew a farm using democratically-elected leaders. Their first course of action was to suck all the chickens dry.
Three elected politicians form a band.
They called themselves MP3.
What did the Canadian say when he was elected president of the US?
I'm president of the US, eh!
If sherlock Holmes was to get with your mum, and be elected to the house of Commons
He'd be a motherfucking PI MP
Did you hear that if Trump is elected, he's going to ban shredded cheese?
He wants to make America grate again.
Election results
Looks like a lot of people in Georgia will be laughing their Ossoff
The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
What is the opposite of a croissant?
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
I'm concerned about getting trumped in this election.
My election has lasted more than three days.
Do I need to see my doctor?
Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?
I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...
I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.
This election is taking a while.
I guess the people in Nevada are really Biden their time.
Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?
He was just Biden his time
This 2020 Presidential election reminds me of the 2000 Election
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
They were never going to let my president win this election
But I'm not mad. He'll drop an album or two and Kanye will be back in 4 years.
It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.
All I see are male in ballots.
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
Everyone keeps saying that after the election there's gonna be a civil war. I disagree.
There's gonna be a Trumper Tantrum
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.
He’s acting like a real Mitch.
My cheap noble challenged the election results.
It was a discount viscount recount.
When it comes to winning elections...
Either Biden your time or be Trumped.
How are the US people going to bid adieu to Trump after election?
He might have lost this election but he will probably run again in 4 years...
Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president
because I live in Canada.
There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
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