Dunno if you heard it
What do you call an ant which came to you from another county?
Important
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Dunno where to put this but
Unicorns are more horny then horses
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Can this be centaured here? I dunno, i'm just gonna gogh
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I dunno if this has been done before
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Is the anime good? I dunno but the manga rocks.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Just bought a diamond ring for the Wife from a green Leprechaun. I dunno...
...Think I was sold a sham rock.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Lol dunno how to repost, Iβm fairly new to reddit
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Block is here to spread the word of God! (Dunno if this is a pun)
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︎ May 30 2019
I dunno man, Mt. Rushmores kinda gay
I mean 4 guys, rock hard, and no one said no homo
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︎ Aug 31 2019
I dunno why my parent's are so mad at me for not losing weight
I thought they wanted me to be well rounded
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︎ Jun 12 2019
I'm new here so I dunno how this net works.
Fell in love with the wireless at my house. It's like the Wifi never had
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I dunno why kids are still into frozen after all these years....
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︎ Jan 03 2017
What did Tennessee?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
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︎ Jan 22 2021
8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What's a word that doesn't rhyme with itself?
Football, chocolate... I dunno, lots of things don't rhyme with "itself".
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︎ Dec 04 2020
This one usually works
Did this one on my friend, and she slapped me in the head.
Me: I got two jokes for you
Her: Okay, try it
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Her: Dunno
Me: To get to the house of the person who finally understood the joke
Her: I don't get it
Me: You don't? Isn't it obvious?
Her: No. I don't get it
Me: Okay okay, let me try the other joke
Her: Go ahead
Me: Knock Knock
Her: Who's there?
Me: The Chicken
Her *slap*
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Dad can I wash the car with you ?
I dunno son, I prefer you use a sponge
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What has questionable principles and flies?
Mike pence during tonightβs debate.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he canβt even look at himself in the mirror.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Looks warm
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Officer: how did the hacker escape?
Me: I dunno, he ransomware
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Mums Advice
'I wish I'd listened to my mother'
Why? What did she say?
Dunno, I wasn't listening
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
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︎ Nov 19 2020
10...9...My Dad was counting down. I asked why. 7...6... βBecause itβll be 12:57, he said.β 5...4... βWhatβs so special about 12:57?β I asked.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Itsy Bitsy Spider β Dad version
Use this nursery rhyme to play "scary/gross monster" with your tyke:
"The itsy bitsy spider climbed into Mia's mouth
Down to her ears and crawling in and out!
Out through her nose and tickled with her legs,
She made Mia sneeze her brains to scrambled eggs!
achoo splat bleah"
Substitute $name for Mia.
Spider hand chases while Dad reclines on bed. Tyke busily baits and counterattacks.
I dunno whether this qualifies as a Dad joke, but my wife hated it until she saw how much my daughter liked it. I feel like that fits the spirit of Dadness. For maximum results, send your wife the poem first.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?
Son: dunno.
Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Son: huh? So what about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
A guy told me to keep the change
I dunno, it didn't make much cents to me. I already keep the change I made; I've been the same way for years.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
How do celebrities stay cool
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︎ Jun 22 2020
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︎ Jul 03 2019
What do you call a baby squid with a great idea?
I dunno, but I've got an inkling...
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Son: βDaddy why is that βdo not touchβ sign there?β
Dad: βI dunno son, I canβt quite put my finger on it.β
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︎ Jul 17 2020
When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!
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︎ Aug 27 2020
My 8 year old came up with this one, I still think about it:
Little Booger: Why are trees green?
Me: Uh, I dunno. Why?
LB: For camouflage!
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Why did the policeman cross the road
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I keep thinking about how fun it would be to get a couple friends and go out to the lake. Maybe rent a pontoon boat.
I dunno, Iβll float the idea by my brother.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I've always struggled to understand sprinklers.
I dunno, they're just so mist-ifying.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, βWhatβll ya have?β
The rabbit says, βI dunno. Iβm only here because of Autocorrect.β
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︎ May 24 2020
I asked my dog whatβs his favorite flower.
βI dunno but imma peonies.β
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Today I met a fish and the meeting went pretty well. I told him I would like to meet him again, but it got upset and swam away.
I guess, "I'll catch you later" wasn't the right phrase.
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Why is Peter Pan Always Flying ?
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, βWhatβll ya have?β The rabbit says...
βI dunno. Iβm just here because of autocorrect.β
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