A dumb pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFirelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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In the car yesterday, my dad told a really dumb pun. For the life of me, I couldn't remember it, so I asked him again this morning.

Me: "What was that really bad joke you told me in the car?" Dad: "It couldn't have been me" Me: "It was definitely you, Dad" Dad: "Nope. I know it wasn't me because I don't tell bad jokes"

Goddammit Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabewuzhere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner

Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.

Sisters kids: Who? WHO?

Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other

Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you hear about that dumb movie about two light bulbs?

It is called dim and dimmer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-Man54
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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You’ll do a lot of dumb things in your youth, son, and that’s okay, because most of the consequences won’t follow you into adulthood. But you know what will always come back to haunt you?

A ghost boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What do you get if you mix a dumb person with a donut?

Donut ask me....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l19mxd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I’m not saying he’s dumb

But he does think an asset is a little donkey.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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99.9% of people are dumb

Fortunately I belong to 1% of smart people

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Dentists always ask dumb questions like β€œwhen’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Some dumb random puns from an Among Us server.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonite-2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I wanted to tell a joke about a dumb person who ran

But that'd just be random

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why so dumb?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyUsHmAtHuR007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Why was the dumb person on the roof of a bar?

Someone told them the drinks were on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinionKeys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I bought this dumb novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.

I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Animakitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I did a dumb thing

I wrote my name in wet cement, but I was stupid and I wrote my first and my last name, now they've got my name, they've got my fingerprints its pretty concrete evidence...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-__-__-_-_-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a dumb cow?

A mooook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rellik1986
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What does a dumb empty wallet lack?

Cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soviet_bean_man
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Do you guys know about that dumb "Sore Us" marathon for charity?

You're supposed to run until you can't anymore or something like that...? I was thinking of trying one out but honestly I don't know how good I'd do I'm an awful runner...

My friend Tyrell tried one last year and said it was the hardest thing he'd ever done...

I still can't believe Tyrannosaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DracoREXXX
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coccolombo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My father says I'm dumb but I know...

Dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JACKAROO1701
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Dumb monsters
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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A dumb man walked into a bicycle shop

He picked up a wheel and spoke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rjanulous
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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We should have listened to all those dumb jokes years ago

Nobody could have predicted what was to come. Know one had 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GusTheSquid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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My dumb way of greeting my little brother on his 20th birthday imgur.com/2hliHeR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pr0crasturbatin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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My boss is dumb.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/get_maemaed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My dumb friend is a closet racist

Closets aren't even a race!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I am to dumb to make a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoman_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What is the funniest thing that dumb people never get?

β€œWhat is it?”

β€œJust guess.”

β€œI don’t know.”

β€œA joke.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryboyathome
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I used to know this huge dumb guy named Tiny who was addicted to oxycodone.

He was an oxymoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theman250
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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When Your Friend is Dumb, Part 2 youtu.be/QaNpI3CTY5M
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiHydrogenMass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?

Too blondes walk into a bar...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanhouston92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Mathematical proof that it pays to be dumb

power = work / time

but...

knowledge = power

and

time = money

so, substituting...

knowledge = work / money

solving for money...

money = work / knowledge

The less you know, the more money you make, regardless of how much work you do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do you call a dumb pilot?

An airhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hood-30535
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Any of you seen the clown that hides from dumb people?

I’ve seen him twice this past week personally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WattoNUFC
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Are you dumb french fries aren't from france

They’re from.... GREECE( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smartpug101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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If someone does something dumb in Heaven/Hell, are they making a "grave-mistake"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoBro91234
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?

Comic sands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayezayuh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I really have a thing for dumb girls. Just met one who can't fill out multiple choices surveys

She ticks all the boxes

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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