Dumbledore Puns

A list of puns related to "Dumbledore"

Why did Dumbledore almost suck Harry Potter's soul?

Because he was dementor (the mentor).

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👤︎ u/BatimadosAnos60
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledore’s been in some sort of accident!

Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?

Ron: No. it was Snape.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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What did Dumbledore say to Hagrid when he graduated from Hogwarts?

You're a Harry, Wizard.

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👤︎ u/pluripotense
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Why did Dumbledore hate the Harry Potter spoilers?

Because Snape R.I.P.ped him off.

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👤︎ u/2piix
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Feeling punny so...Owlbus Dumbledore
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👤︎ u/rt09savage
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why doesn't Dumbledore flex on SoundCloud rappers ?

Because he's a Humbledore.

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👤︎ u/King_Geedroah
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Don't you hate it when you're a wizard and accidentally walk into a Dumbledore?
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👤︎ u/Big_Black_Brandon
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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Who is Dumbledore's cousin?

Dumblewindow.

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👤︎ u/GoldenJizz
📅︎ Dec 22 2017
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What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?

A sonic boomer.

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👤︎ u/zuwiboiii
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts?

Through the Dumbell door

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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I'm really tempted to spruce up my car with a spoiler

Which one should I pick:

Snape kills Dumbledore or Luke, Darth Vader is your father or ???

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👤︎ u/Rubius0
📅︎ Jan 22 2014
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