My kid just came up to me and asked if the Earth was flat. I told him no, but he shook his head.

ā€œDad, the Earth is 71 percent water, and nearly all of it is uncarbonated.ā€

(He really made this up. ONE OF US)

An edit for the doubters: He was drinking a Fanta and we were watching Prehistoric Planet together when he thought up the basic idea. I helped him with the punchline, because he was having trouble making it land (he’s 11, and more mechanically-minded than artsy, if you know what I mean, so he needed help on the phrasing).

It’s not a super complicated joke, so of course it’s not new, but hey, he’s 11. Good job, kid.

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