"Tell him I've already got one!"
It’s a Ringtone
It’s a hard knock life for him
Dong. Ding Dong
"It's the blind man".
So she answered the door naked...
"Nice boobs. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
I just can’t put my finger on it.
He insist it is adoorabell.
He’s a Boxer.
Because it was ah... low-ding.
When I got back from the door she asks, “Who was it?”
I said, “It was a pest control company but I told them we didn’t need them because mine is leaving on Monday”
It’s almost never for them..
... got a Nobell prize
King Kong
i bet he won the Nobel prize
Me: "Have you heard of modern doorbell chimes?"
Historian: "Doesn't ring a bell"
You never have to get up again.
Don't knock it 'till you try it!
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
It was a hard knock life
He’s a Boxer.
.... It's almost never for them
