Our doorbell rang and my son called to me, "Dad, there's a salesman here with a mustache!" I yelled back...

"Tell him I've already got one!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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When your electronic doorbell notified you

It’s a Ringtone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElephantsAreHuge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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When you have hard of hearing and the doorbell don’t work

It’s a hard knock life for him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatlesfan196450
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungytoaster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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A woman in the shower heard the doorbell.

"It's the blind man".

So she answered the door naked...

"Nice boobs. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.

I just can’t put my finger on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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It always sounds like my Italian neighbor is calling my doorbell cute.

He insist it is adoorabell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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This surprised doorbell I found.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCrome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in the corner.

He’s a Boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why couldn’t your hear the electronic doorbell?

Because it was ah... low-ding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orion808
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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The doorbell rings while watching TV with my daughter how is leaving for college in a couple of days

When I got back from the door she asks, β€œWho was it?”

I said, β€œIt was a pest control company but I told them we didn’t need them because mine is leaving on Monday”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talanb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why do dogs always get so excited when the doorbell rings?

It’s almost never for them..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zbylut5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Built a house without a doorbell

... got a Nobell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yunofortran
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?

King Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontCryCraft74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Man, You know the guy who created the doorbell

i bet he won the Nobel prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Me telling a historian about modern day doorbells

Me: "Have you heard of modern doorbell chimes?"

Historian: "Doesn't ring a bell"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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LPT: For the next two months, whenever the doorbell rings, tell your kids, β€œIt’s Santa Claus”

You never have to get up again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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I just got a new doorbell!

Don't knock it 'till you try it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ron-day-voo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...

"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toadfinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I used to be a doorbell salesman

It was a hard knock life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Every time my doorbell rings, my dog jumps up and stands in the corner.

He’s a Boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings?

.... It's almost never for them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andy22xx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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