A list of puns related to "Beeping"
Heβs in for a rude awakening.
He pulls out a handheld plastic device and says βSorry kiddo, I left my Stud Finder on.β
I told it that it needed to seriously chill.
Beep repaired.
Whoβs there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!
No...it just beeped because my Shirt is Ironed.
Because it was busy.
But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driverβs seat.
But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
Beep Repaired!
Kid: Y.
Dad: Because I want to know.
Coworker: "Nah, how you gonna prove it?"
Me: "Easy, I have it here on tape!"
"Oh, Alcoholicia, I have a hell of a time with them - they just keep going off every time I pick one up." - Dad.
"Oh well maybe I shouldn't buy one if I can't fig... Wait. Oh my God, Dad, you're so embarrassing." - Me
Everyone keeps telling me no.
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
A [beep]ing nightmare.
Because he was programmed too π€¦π»
Because the are making a beeping noise - beep! beep! beep! because they are are backing up.
He fixed it and said, βBeep repairedβ
So my dad just now made the dad joke of Christmas.
Mom: Hurry up and start rapping!
Dad: ( beep box/fake Rapping) okay there I'm starting!
Passenger: Which bus are you?
Driver: I'm not a bus, I'm the driver.
They beeped out everything he said!
It beeped.
Until I finally found the dvd under my couch
I was starting to get a headache and getting dizzy from the beeping
"Dude we're only two days into it, it really hasn't been all that bad. Give it a week or two"
I said, "Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments."
I didn't get the job Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
One time I was hiking with my dad and we got caught in a rainstorm. As we were driving back I was changing out of my wet shirt in the car. And as soon as my shirt was up over my face he yelled "Good god no!!" and started swerving and beeping the horn. I thought I was going to die. Thanks dad.
GF: Don't you want to go check why the pantry door isn't closing.
Me: Wander over to the pantry, look inside, and spot the culprit immediately.
GF: So what was the problem?
Me: Slowly take the tin of jam out, and while grinning like an idiot, I look at her and say: Looks like the door had been jammed.
GF: Sighs and rolls her eyes.
SILLYcone
But today I finally remembered.
Sheβs in for a rude awakening.
Sheβs in for a ride awakening.
That was quite a rude awakening.
That was a rude awakening.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.
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