Itself just isn't a very funny word.
I watched it all unfold.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
They lactose.
Edit test.
βFor the last time, itβs Christmas, Eve.β
Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!
When it fell, it was forever
That was a pain in the ass.
My dad is in a care center with Parkinsonβs with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He canβt have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you π
Ray Heng Terrace Glen room 184 3400 Alburnett Rd Marion IA 52302
Mother Fokker
You can only ran, 'cause it's past tents.
Sign language
I kind of thought it was a positive joke.
Once upon a time, there was a small desert village with a single well on the outskirts of the town. One morning, a woman went to the well to fetch water for the day. The lady was crying and the well heard this. A voice came from the well and asked βwhatβs wrong?β
The lady stopped sobbing and asked the well, in utter disbelief, βyou can talk?β
βYesβ the well said, βlong ago, the witch living in this town gave life to me so I could protect the towns peopleβ
βAlasβ the woman said, βI am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the town for many years, but the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the townspeople up against her. The town burnt my mom at the stake! I am still young and do not know much magic. I tried to curse the town, but failed, and now I fear I may never avenge my mother.β
βDo not be afraidβ the well said, βI will take care of this.β
The next morning the mayor was going to the well to fetch water when he heard an odd noise. He peered over the edge to look down as far as he could when an impossibly long arm shot up at him. The arm grabbed the mayor and dragged him down into the depths of the well. There was a horrible crunching sound and the mayor was never seen again. The townsfolk apologized to the witchβs daughter and everyone lived happily ever after.
See moral above for the pun...
My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasnβt safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasnβt a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.
The kids didnβt get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so Iβm pretty sure it counts.
You baguette.
Quadratic Formula!
She asked, "Window or Aisle?"
After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"
Because nothing gets under their skin.
A slight of ham
Because with great power comes great response ability.
The bartender said βHeyβ, then the horse βyou read my mind buddy.β
I mean how low can you go!?
Igloos it together.
Tulips
So I packed my stuff and right.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a nappy...
Personally, I think itβs a fair price toupee.
They were Prime mates
Star spangled Banner
He was outstanding in the field.
Dunder Milflin
Couple days...
He looks pretty chill to me
It does Sas-squats.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
