A Father notices his daughter eating Edamame.

Dad: What are you eating?

Girl: Edamame

Dad: Eddie... what?

Girl: Soybeans

Dad: Hola Beans! Soy Dad

...lo siento.

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👤︎ u/mohawk_ADE
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Found this little guy at a restaurant.
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👤︎ u/Samyie
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Coffee: You can do this. Wine: You don't have to do this.

Tequila: Holy smokes! Did you really just do that?

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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My spanish friend wanted to rob a train.

He had locomotives.

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👤︎ u/JedaiGai
📅︎ Jan 02 2017
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