A Father notices his daughter eating Edamame.
Dad: What are you eating?
Girl: Edamame
Dad: Eddie... what?
Girl: Soybeans
Dad: Hola Beans! Soy Dad
...lo siento.
Coffee: You can do this. Wine: You don't have to do this.
Tequila: Holy smokes! Did you really just do that?
My spanish friend wanted to rob a train.
He had locomotives.
Donald Trump will be successful at getting rid of illegal immigrants...
And he'll do it Juan at a time.
