Ben was at home looking for his super fantastic amazingly cool dad

When it was clear his dad wasn't in sitting, he went to the window and saw his dad...

Was outstanding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Friend doesn't have any kids yet, but this was amazingly "Dad".

Him: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there.

Him: The Alamo.

Me: The Alamo who?

Him: whining You said you'd rememberrrr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chenb0x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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Amazing pun imgur.com/zFO7fJy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDalek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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Damn amazing pun from this guy (credit: u/IronSheep5318)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yehogol131
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"

Edit: get consent people

"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asbestos_fingers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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He really is amazing
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My brother has been making amazing chicken on the grill for as long as I can remember.

I’d say he’s a seasoned pro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Some fruit told me about the amazing journey they had

It was Pear-ilous!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AurumEatHam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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They say sex at 45 is amazing..

which is cool because i only live 3 doors down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8bitPete
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I just got this amazing pen that can write underwater!

It can write other words, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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My wife beamed at me and said, β€œI had no idea our son would go that far!” Tearing up, I stammered, β€œI know!"

"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.

We just clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Eggcellent!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afeer19
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.

Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.

The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.

It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

From Twitter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWTSound
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Wife amazed that the price of the soil for her garden was 4.95/50lb bag

I told her thats dirt cheap

It just happened. I'm evolving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiftedEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?

Because good help is hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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2021 better be amazing...

because after that is 2020 too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fonebone45
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing playwright? He also made exceptional wigs!

His shop name? Toupee or Not Toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...

It blew him away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Song about puns created by amazing Malinda Kathleen Reese. youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndronixESE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manly-Stanley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My sister didn't get my pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahbeliever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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That’s Amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiverReddit1401V2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Noob_69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!

I guess tri, tri again is the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Bullets are real odd

They only do their job once they’re fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Amazing!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aDazzlingDove
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!

UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers. You make the world a happier place! 🀩

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whoopass_voice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain

For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I was stuck in a traffic jam...

It still amazes me how they get the jars that big.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Ctrl,shift,esc.

(Task manager shortcut)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_world_thin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Papito never fails to amaze
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamsterLarry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call a vegetable that is almost amazing?

Rad-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, β€œCan you all see me now?”

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSi” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...

But I am still looking for the pink cows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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The comments section is amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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The nose puns are amazing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Animefan777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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down under the periodic table.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunflower_44
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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It’s amazing how most jars look alike...

The resemblance is uncanny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.

Our spirits were lifted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MokshK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!

It's a Walk-In!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My local paper has done amazing work in exposing corruption in our local chicken farms.

They deserve a pullet-zer prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I made a pun-based business, mailing real life puns to UK residents reddit.com/gallery/kzek6g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/postpuns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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My wife beamed at me with pride and said "Wow, I never thought our son would go that far!"

I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."

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