Ben was at home looking for his super fantastic amazingly cool dad
When it was clear his dad wasn't in sitting, he went to the window and saw his dad...
Was outstanding
Friend doesn't have any kids yet, but this was amazingly "Dad".
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there.
Him: The Alamo.
Me: The Alamo who?
Him: whining You said you'd rememberrrr.
Damn amazing pun from this guy (credit: u/IronSheep5318)
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
My brother has been making amazing chicken on the grill for as long as I can remember.
I’d say he’s a seasoned pro.
Some fruit told me about the amazing journey they had
They say sex at 45 is amazing..
which is cool because i only live 3 doors down.
I just got this amazing pen that can write underwater!
It can write other words, too.
My wife beamed at me and said, “I had no idea our son would go that far!” Tearing up, I stammered, “I know!"
"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.
Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.
The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.
It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.
From Twitter.
Wife amazed that the price of the soil for her garden was 4.95/50lb bag
I told her thats dirt cheap
It just happened. I'm evolving
Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?
Because good help is hard to find.
2021 better be amazing...
because after that is 2020 too.
Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing playwright? He also made exceptional wigs!
His shop name? Toupee or Not Toupee.
The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
My sister didn't get my pun
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!
I guess tri, tri again is the way.
Bullets are real odd
They only do their job once they’re fired
I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers.
You make the world a happier place! 🤩
It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain
For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex
I was stuck in a traffic jam...
It still amazes me how they get the jars that big.
What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
Papito never fails to amaze
What do you call a vegetable that is almost amazing?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
The comments section is amazing
The nose puns are amazing.
down under the periodic table.
It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.
It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!
My local paper has done amazing work in exposing corruption in our local chicken farms.
They deserve a pullet-zer prize.
My wife beamed at me with pride and said "Wow, I never thought our son would go that far!"
I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
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