One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
granite.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
...she laughed and said: "No-one expects the Spanish King's position."
It's not Chile at all.
I really feel like this is a job I could see myself doing.
I could’ve sworn she was checking me out.
In fact it's bordering on Chile !
, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.
A limousine
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
Them: “You’ve factored in all the labour, but what about the paint?” Me: “It’s on the house”
But they had naan.
He said "I don't think that's a weakness"
"Well I don't give a f* what you think"
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
She was afraid I'd leave a Mark.
A guy walks into a bar and is surprised to see his family doctor there, so he walks over to join him. "What a coincidence!" the guy says. "I was just saying earlier today that I really needed a doctor's appointment." The doctor pulls up his calendar on his phone and says, "Well, how about 10 tomorrow?" "No," the guy replies. "I don't need that many."
but now, I'm homeless.
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
But then I realized he was a Biden.
Because it's not a very good reactor
It's a good thing she missed me.
So, I rushed indoors to get the worst camera I could find, to film it with.....
I don’t know what to make of it.
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.
I swear I nearly shipped my pants.
I said no, I’m just making shit up.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Because he always senses your presents.
then he responded, "And you will dialogue!"
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
It was a big spoiler.
I just haven’t reddit yet
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
It's a Cemer Tree.
Apparently with everything going on we had no Fawkes to give
Mine's always resisting a rest.
He was gladiator already.
As she sat down next to him her glass eye fell to the floor next to his stoll. He picked it up and handed it back to her.
They chatted all night and hit it off pretty well and eventually started dating.
One day while lying in bed, he turns to her and asks:
"Why me? Out of all the guys that were at the bar that night, why did you choose me?"
She looked at him surprised and said:
"Well, you caught my eye."
I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
Now I’m homeless.
