Damn amazing pun from this guy (credit: u/IronSheep5318)
They say sex at 45 is amazing..
which is cool because i only live 3 doors down.
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
Just got out of a great interview with an amazing new job...
They told me they were looking for someone responsible! I told them this was perfect, whenever something went wrong at my old job they always said I was responsible.
Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.
Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.
The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.
It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.
From Twitter.
Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?
Because good help is hard to find.
2021 better be amazing...
because after that is 2020 too.
Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing playwright? He also made exceptional wigs!
His shop name? Toupee or Not Toupee.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
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My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!
I guess tri, tri again is the way.
It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain
For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex
What do you call a vegetable that is almost amazing?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”
Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.
Which happens to be jack shit.
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
The nose puns are amazing.
It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!
Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.
The comments section is amazing
My local paper has done amazing work in exposing corruption in our local chicken farms.
They deserve a pullet-zer prize.
My little Sister: What's more amazing than a talking dog?
Me: What?
Her: A spelling bee
My sister may be a single mother but she had an amazing dad joke..
She was giving my niece (3) and nephew (6) a bath. When they were done, the kids used their towels as capes and were running around naked yelling 'we are super heroes!!'
My sister responded with, 'I don't think think there are any naked superheroes... Except maybe The Flash.'
Moses was an amazing technological innovator
He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.
I thought this was amazing
Apparently there’s a group down the street that’s amazing at grabbing things, but they refuse to do it when I’m around.
They never seize to amaze me
It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.
It has been an unconventional year.
I am such an amazing cook...
even the smoke alarm cheers me on!
Did you know ghosts have amazing butts?
This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and it’s amazing
Bartenders are the most amazing people
3030 years from now, things will either be amazing, or terrible
Trump did an amazing job, drinking a glass of water.
Sperm is amazing
sperm can go from swimming to disappointing just in some years
When you are thinking of an amazing idea and it suddenly disappears, it should be called an epoofany
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.
I mean, imagine all the peepholes.
So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
We just clicked.
I am sorry. So, so sorry...
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