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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDalek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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Damn amazing pun from this guy (credit: u/IronSheep5318)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yehogol131
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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They say sex at 45 is amazing..

which is cool because i only live 3 doors down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8bitPete
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.

We just clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Just got out of a great interview with an amazing new job...

They told me they were looking for someone responsible! I told them this was perfect, whenever something went wrong at my old job they always said I was responsible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irsh94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.

Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.

The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.

It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

From Twitter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWTSound
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?

Because good help is hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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2021 better be amazing...

because after that is 2020 too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fonebone45
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing playwright? He also made exceptional wigs!

His shop name? Toupee or Not Toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manly-Stanley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Song about puns created by amazing Malinda Kathleen Reese. youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndronixESE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!

I guess tri, tri again is the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain

For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Amazing!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aDazzlingDove
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call a vegetable that is almost amazing?

Rad-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, β€œCan you all see me now?”

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSi” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.

Which happens to be jack shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Komone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...

But I am still looking for the pink cows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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It’s amazing how most jars look alike...

The resemblance is uncanny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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The nose puns are amazing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Animefan777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!

It's a Walk-In!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.

Our spirits were lifted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MokshK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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The comments section is amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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My local paper has done amazing work in exposing corruption in our local chicken farms.

They deserve a pullet-zer prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My little Sister: What's more amazing than a talking dog?

Me: What?

Her: A spelling bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruinsfan011
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My sister may be a single mother but she had an amazing dad joke..

She was giving my niece (3) and nephew (6) a bath. When they were done, the kids used their towels as capes and were running around naked yelling 'we are super heroes!!' My sister responded with, 'I don't think think there are any naked superheroes... Except maybe The Flash.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Amazing Life Hack!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clitoris-drowner
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Moses was an amazing technological innovator

He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I thought this was amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WallyBySunset
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Apparently there’s a group down the street that’s amazing at grabbing things, but they refuse to do it when I’m around.

They never seize to amaze me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solemnbiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.

It has been an unconventional year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmmVomit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I am such an amazing cook...

even the smoke alarm cheers me on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Did you know ghosts have amazing butts?

Dead ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExaByteOcto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and it’s amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JGesick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Bartenders are the most amazing people

They always set the bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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3030 years from now, things will either be amazing, or terrible

I guess it’ll be 5050!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk_ayy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Trump did an amazing job, drinking a glass of water.

Gotta hand it to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Sperm is amazing

sperm can go from swimming to disappointing just in some years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clumsy-_-Phoenix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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When you are thinking of an amazing idea and it suddenly disappears, it should be called an epoofany
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwokafour124
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.

We just clicked.

I am sorry. So, so sorry...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
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