The nose puns are amazing.
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Apparently thereβs a group down the street thatβs amazing at grabbing things, but they refuse to do it when Iβm around.
They never seize to amaze me
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Bartenders are the most amazing people
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︎ Jul 01 2020
The comments section is amazing
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︎ Oct 02 2019
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.
I mean, imagine all the peepholes.
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︎ May 14 2020
So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...
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︎ Jan 08 2020
This was at universals mythos and the food was amazing
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︎ Aug 11 2019
My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity Iβm involved in that Iβm really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.
But I reply βNO I AM A CAPITALISTβ
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︎ Nov 16 2019
There's this guy who's been staying in one spot at the park for days without sitting or laying. People are calling him super amazing. I personally just think..
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︎ Sep 13 2019
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think
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︎ Feb 12 2019
The thermodynamic properties of water is just amazing
Thatβs why ice is so cool
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︎ Aug 28 2019
It's amazing that cops don't raise honey bees on the side.
They're experts at sting operations.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Wife: It's amazing how those woodpeckers can just cling to the tree like that.
Me: Yeah they must be very talonted.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
The universe is amazing
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︎ Mar 20 2019
My coworker thinks it's amazing that I go poop at the exact same time every day.
I keep telling him I'm just a regular dude.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
I saw an amazing woman today at the Ellen show!
Degeneres woman donated 1 million dollars to an organisation building schools in Africa
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︎ Jul 10 2019
The shovel is such an amazing and underrated tool
Truly, the most groundbreaking invention
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︎ May 07 2019
The number of people who confuse 'to' and 'too' is amazing two me
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︎ Mar 12 2018
It's the amazing spi(e)derman (x-post r/pics)
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︎ Jun 09 2017
Today has been absolutely amazing. The amount of joy I've experienced is uncountable!
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Me to my daughter - I've made something amazing. It let's you see through the walls.
Daughter (super excited) - what is it, what is it?
Me - A window!!
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︎ Oct 17 2017
My dad's amazing driving advice to my sister: "I can replace any mailbox you hit. If you collide with a cop car, I've got a good attorney. If you run over a nun, God will forgive you. But if you hit my truck, you better leave the f***ing country."
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︎ Mar 04 2018
How amazing is that scene in The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float..
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︎ Nov 06 2018
I was on an amazing cruise, eating dinner on the deck looking out over the water when I dropped my silverware off the edge and into the ocean.
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︎ Oct 28 2018
I came upon an amazing sarcophagus for sale, so I offered the man selling it all of the cash I had.
He said, "Sorry, I only take cryptocurrency."
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︎ May 30 2018
Heard an amazing dad joke at the beach today
I'm laying on the sand with my girlfriend and there's a couple behind us. A big wave washed far up on shore and caused little tiny waves. The girl says look at those little tiny waves to which the guy replies, "those are called microwaves".
She let out a loud groan of disgust.
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︎ Aug 05 2014
New to this amazing sub, so here's my favorite pun battle (I'm the green).
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︎ Jul 27 2013
My mate told me about his secret spot to catch the most amazing fish.
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︎ Jan 22 2017
I had the most amazing vegan dinner
They were a bit stringy, and didn't have much meat on them, but they were delicious all the same
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︎ Apr 06 2017
/u/gmorales87 has an amazing dad joke in the askreddit thread about secrets of the airline industries!
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︎ Oct 19 2013
It's amazing the Kardashians can even see Caitlyn Jenner.
She's just so trans-parent.
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︎ Aug 18 2016
My friends dad told the most amazing dadjoke and roast in one sentence
"hahaha ok so my dad comes in my room and goes do you like disco music and I was like uhh yeah I guess and he goes cause it looks like your stuck in the 70's and hands me my report card that has 3 c's on it and I died laughing it was the funniest thing ever"
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︎ Oct 12 2016
The Amazing Spider-Man was the first web comic
Ackchyually, Amazing Fantasy #15 was Spider-Man's first appearance, but whatever.
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︎ Sep 07 2016
I came up with an amazing dad joke the other day but I can't remember it...
The memory keeps getting father and father away
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︎ Jun 08 2016
Juan the Amazing
A Mexican magician announces his next magic trick. He covers himself with a large cloak and counts aloud "Uno.... Dos...." then he disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Dec 08 2014
Certain line from The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Harry Osborne: "It's been 10 years. What have you been up to?"
Peter Parker: "I do some web design"
Made me laugh quite a bit. Can't remember if it was in the film or not, but here it is in the trailer.
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︎ May 13 2014
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?
I mean, imagine all the peepholes!
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︎ Feb 16 2019
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