Itself just isn't a very funny word.
I watched it all unfold.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
My dad is in a care center with Parkinson’s with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He can’t have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you 🙏
Ray Heng Terrace Glen room 184 3400 Alburnett Rd Marion IA 52302
They lactose.
Edit test.
Mother Fokker
That was a pain in the ass.
“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”
Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!
When it fell, it was forever
Sign language
I kind of thought it was a positive joke.
You can only ran, 'cause it's past tents.
She asked, "Window or Aisle?"
After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"
A slight of ham
Once upon a time, there was a small desert village with a single well on the outskirts of the town. One morning, a woman went to the well to fetch water for the day. The lady was crying and the well heard this. A voice came from the well and asked “what’s wrong?”
The lady stopped sobbing and asked the well, in utter disbelief, “you can talk?”
“Yes” the well said, “long ago, the witch living in this town gave life to me so I could protect the towns people”
“Alas” the woman said, “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the town for many years, but the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the townspeople up against her. The town burnt my mom at the stake! I am still young and do not know much magic. I tried to curse the town, but failed, and now I fear I may never avenge my mother.”
“Do not be afraid” the well said, “I will take care of this.”
The next morning the mayor was going to the well to fetch water when he heard an odd noise. He peered over the edge to look down as far as he could when an impossibly long arm shot up at him. The arm grabbed the mayor and dragged him down into the depths of the well. There was a horrible crunching sound and the mayor was never seen again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter and everyone lived happily ever after.
See moral above for the pun...
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Because with great power comes great response ability.
Igloos it together.
My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.
The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
The bartender said “Hey”, then the horse “you read my mind buddy.”
I mean how low can you go!?
So I packed my stuff and right.
Personally, I think it’s a fair price toupee.
They were Prime mates
Couple days...
Star spangled Banner
I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a nappy...
He was outstanding in the field.
Dunder Milflin
It does Sas-squats.
He looks pretty chill to me
I guess that was my missedsteak
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
