Digging holes is not fun, but making them even bigger is even worse.
Digging himself a deeper hole
I pulled a muscle while digging up gold
Archeologists will be digging for a lost village near my home. I hope they find some signs of life.
Just keep digging, just keep digging
When I was digging through the wardrobe on the weekend, I managed to find a present for the kids that I wrapped in a box last year and forgot to give them. Bargain
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?
My friend was explaining at length about how he was digging holes in his back yard for water.
A child was slightly injured while digging for gold
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
You know what I said after digging a hole and finding water?
I was having problems with my tools while digging for gold.
They were miner technical difficulties.
Yesterday, I was digging in the garden when I found a buried treasure chest!
I ran inside to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden...
Why is Grave digging such a dangerous job?
Because they have one foot in the grave.
Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?
Because he had one tract mined.
Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
3 moles are digging their way out of prison.
The first mole says “I can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”
The second mole says “I can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”
The third mole says “Really? All I can smell is molasses.”
Two guys are digging holes
One says to the other
"Time flies."
The second guy replies
"Can't, they're too fast"
Im really digging my bass
Digging deep into the database
Let’s start digging at the crack of dawn!
People say that digging holes can be fun.
...but I think it's really boring.
My job is digging holes to look for water
What did the man say after digging three holes?
"Well, well, well..."
My dads favorite joke. Hopefully it hasn't been done before. Xpost from r/jokes
Want to hear a joke about digging?
Never mine, it’s too deep for a dad joke.
How do you stop a mole from digging holes in your lawn?
My son was in the garden, digging a hole. I thought he would get bored and stop but he kept digging until he hit water.
I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes
They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence
How do you stop a new puppy from digging up your lawn?
Nobody is talking about Elon Musk's tunnel digging enterprise, The Boring Company...
It's not very interesting
A Frenchman was frustrated after digging a deep hole only to have it fill with water.
"Eau well!" he exclaimed.
Medieval code of honor for digging
My friends are digging a hole in the ground to get water out of.
So I sent them a 'Get well' card.
Why was the snowman digging through a bag of carrots?
A squirrel was digging in the ground.
After a little while he finds something. Another squirrel sees he has found something so he approaches. This squirrel is acting really crazy, shaking and talking super fast. He asks "hey man, hey, hey what did you find?" The squirrel that was digging looks over and says "Your nuts!"
I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.
I pulled a muscle digging for gold
I pulled a muscle digging for gold
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run inside and tell my wife about it, and then I remembered why I was digging in our garden
What do you call a child digging?
I bumped my elbow digging for gold.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins and was about to run straight home to tell my wife
Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
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