My friend always writes β€œBurro” when he means β€œBurrow”.

Clearly he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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A mole family is leaving its burrow for the day...

Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. β€œMmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. β€œI smell butter.”

Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. "Yes, someone is baking,” she says. β€œI smell sugar!”

Brother Mole is next. β€œMmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.

Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says β€œAll I smell is molasses.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSS24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Want to hear a bunny joke?

Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.

I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.

Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...

Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Rabbit stew

I'm at a restaurant with my family and the waitress come to take our order. I get the rabbit stew and 20 minutes later, she brings it by. As she puts the dish down, my dad looks at her straight in the eye and says, " there seems to be a hare in that", while pointing at my dish. It took her a second, but as she got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CURRYPOW3R
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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My girlfriend and I were on a safari drive in South Africa...

Girlfriend: Oh, that's definitely an aardvark burrow in the termite mound.

Me: ...would you say it's an example of classic aardvarkitecture?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mullse01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2015
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People who write "burro" when they mean "burrow"..

.. clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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My friend always writes β€œBurro” when he means β€œBurrow”.

Clearly he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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People who write "burrow" when they mean "burro..."

clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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