Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsaladapologist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Someone is out sole searching
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drifters74
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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The biggest problem searching for the manifold is

It's exhausting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigswig4cei
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I've been on edge today searching for the answer.

I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I've been searching in this map for the past hour...

And I can't seem to find country music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotWilbury
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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I've been searching for my stolen bed

and I won't rest until I find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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The best advice my dad ever gave me: if ever you are desperately searching for something, make sure to take an apple with you.

That way, your search cannot be fruitless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Today I went out searching for shredded coconut coated in chocolate.

They call me The Bounty Hunter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...

" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What do you call searching for snipers in Fortnite? Hunting Rifles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkelTheMaster
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I spent my whole life searching for an ocean of soda

It turned out to be a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenguyzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.

I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Searching for coffee? Just look down.

Chances are it'll be ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.

They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I was searching pinterest for Ghost (band) wallpapers. This was a pleasant surprise.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForGodAndJSU
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I've been searching for my wife's killer for a year now.

I just haven't found the right one yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiskeydrinker1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call a Mexican searching for his car?

Carlos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Ebay is useless. I tried searching for lighters

All I found was 13,769 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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After hours of searching, I’m happy to say I tracked down my brides beloved pet dolphin...

Finally, I found my wife’s porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/campanaconqueso
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I've been searching for a job, hoping maybe there'll be a bakery hiring

I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elishaahh
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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After one hour of searching I finally found an exit out of the room

I was very exited

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZFreak111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I stayed up all night searching for the sun

Then it dawned on me.

Happy Father’s Day

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Got dadjoked while searching for my phone..

Me: I can't find my phone and it's on silent!

Dad: Too bad, if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerduck
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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At my job as a paleontologist, I was searching for the thigh bone of a Neanderthal.

I thought I had found it, but it was a fossil arm. Then upon searching the site further, I found a petrified sausage. It was the missing link.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Which bird is the best at searching for compliments?

The kingfisher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I just discovered this subreddit after searching for an old joke to see if it had been posted...

And the joke has been posted in this subreddit literally every two days for the past week.

And I think it is hilarious because that is exactly how dad jokes are in real life. Dads always repeating the same joke you’ve heard over and over. I even checked the rules to see if reposting was actively encouraged because I thought it was too great to be a coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glorifiedpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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The Key To Job Searching Is Looking Deep Within Yourself.

It’s all about the inner view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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My wife was really mad at me and said I should do some soul searching.

So I googled James Brown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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As I sat on my chair sipping my cup of tea, my son came out searching for me only to leave the room without seeing me.

As he left I exclaimed, "Man, this InvisibiliTEA is great!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigler198
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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After years of searching I finally discovered the Fountain of Doubt.

I'm not sure if it works or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Just spent about 5 minutes searching for the sunglasses I didn't realize I was wearing.

The day was starting to look dim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-bloodless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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I want to start a rap-metal band and sing about Job searching and start ups

We'll call ourselves LinkedIn Park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuroStyle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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If you're searching the map for a city in Belgium…

…you could be looking for a Bruges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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Searching for a thrift store = Goodwill hunting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistsmith
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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My dad sent me this with the caption "After 6 decades of searching, I've finally found it"

http://i.imgur.com/5MNBPFb.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudeicorn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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I said I'd put on some Christmas music. After 20 minutes of searching for some, my dad said this...

"I'm not really a fan of Silent Night"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quisnam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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Searching my wallet

Told my dad that I couldn't find my wallet so he helped me look for it. When I spotted it between the pillows on the couch he points at it and goes "So why don't you take this one until yours shows up?"

Thanks Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maerki999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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I was planning a trip and searching for flights...

Me: "I'll check Kayak first"

My Dad: "Why? You need a plane, not a kayak!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enkarta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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