What did Snoop Dawg say when he tried the soup in Saigan?

Pho shizzle!

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How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?

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How do you say 'sup dawg' in Japanese?

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LOL chill dawg
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Do you think Snoop will go to heaven when he dies? Of course, because all dawgs go to heaven.
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How do you say 'wassap dawg?' in Japanese?

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How do you say " 'sup dawg" in Japanese? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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Yo dawg, you trippin'

Just dad joked my boyfriend:

We're walking the streets of New Orleans, when we see a pile of white mushrooms on the ground next to a truck. It looked like someone had stepped and slipped on them.

"Looks like they were tripping on shrooms..."

Groan.

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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Prince Phillip is standing next to DMX in line for St. Peter, he's says "50?"

DMX respond "naw dawg that's a different rapper"

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Genie: You have three wishes. Me: Nice! I wish for pie.

Genie: Fine. You can have 3.14 wishes.

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Can we please rename wet dreams to Nut-mares?
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What did one dog say to the other?

"What's up dawg?"

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There's this author I'd really like to meet.

His last name's Turner. He writes books with his wife, Paige, and they're so good I can't seem to put them down. I want to talk to him, but he doesn't own a cell phone.

I guess I'll have to page Turner, who writes page-turners with Paige Turner.

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Phosphorus was originally discovered by Hennig Brand by evaporating urine.

He found P in pee.

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My grandfather felt the need to explain us who exactly "Jack Schitt" is and how much we REALLY don't know him.

For some time many of us have wondered, just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my personal genealogy research efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

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How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?

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