It has it's ups and downs
I said “knot on my watch!”
They were all on board.
Couldn't help it. It was too good of a sail.
Leeks.
They're in a die-er strait.
Hi-C
I said, “Don’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”
It left a legendary glory hull
A one liner.
That's what I named my pet Amphibian.
I said “Don’t worry we’ll all be in the same boat”
It was disappointing, but not the end of the world.
Craftmanship
"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."
they were disappointed, but it wasn’t the end of the world.
I'm completely in the Nile.
Because Submission impossible
Would it be a Whiskey Business?
He's already reaching for the stars.
It was a match made in heaving!
Apparently it kept synching when docked
Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.
While on a cruise a few months ago, my wife, another couple and I were eating dinner in one of the fancier restaurants. We saw someone in uniform (who looked like the captain) eating dinner with a few others nearby.
Our friend asked "if that's the captain, then who's driving the boat?"
My response, "it's fine, he's got it on cruise control"
It’s called Bisquey Ritzness
We still haven’t found what we’re looking for
A bunch of kids were in the dining hall at the windows yelling about dolphins outside the ship, they were super excited; it's all they talked about and all they did.
I looked at my gf and said, "you'd think these kids' lives lacked any porpoise..."
It was un-fork-getable.
He’s too short to reach the top gun
The survivors were marooned.
Me: We visited one of those Caribbean islands where people talk a bit funny and say "mon" a lot.
Friend: Jamaica?
Me: Nah, it was her idea!
....I heard they were sommelier pirates!
All I have to do is pay for shipping.
He said, “it gave me chills”
Mission ImPASTAble
A deck of cards.
Looks like two old men in the sea
The first thing my dad said when we stepped on deck was "it smells like ship in here"
Five minutes later the voyage was no longer a maiden, and I am no longer welcome on the ocean.
It's in Seine
Watch me cut this deck of cards.
My friends and I just got off our cruise ship after a week long cruise. There were 2 lines to get through customs and are ended up moving a lot faster so I leaned over and said "Looks like we got lucky and got the line thats really cruising." I dont think wel be going on vacation together again.
Source: real story...am a dad.
But there's Norway I could affjord it
On the first day of the cruise, we were required to attend an emergency drill called a "muster drill." The crew members that demonstrate the steps for us to take are called "musters."
My uncle asked the muster, "So what do you do when you're not a muster?"
My grandfather replied for her with, "She's a ketchup!"
All the dads in the room chuckled.
I'm driving to Fargo with my dad and brother when this happens.
Dad: Tom Cruise just got engaged again.
Me: Really? To who?
Dad: I don't know...the dashboard says "Cruise engaged."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9WFfHMwo_Lg
My mom suggested that we do a five night cruise, so of course my dad responded, "I'm on board!"
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
The ride is just a 10 minute string of Dad Jokes...
[referring to the head hunter]: "That's Charlie, the head salesman. This month he's offering a 2 for 1 special... you'll come out a head"
[referring to the piranhas in the river]: "Those are man-eating piranhas, so the women and children don't have much to worry about"
Any others? Sooo many....
My dad says, "That's why it's important to keep it in ship shape".
I said, “Don’t worry, we are all in the same boat.”
I said, “Don’t worry, we are all in the same boat.”
