I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
It's fucking in tents.
He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.
Because it was in tents...
But it's the earth's rotation that really makes my day.
The sign said Draw bridge.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
I watched it all unfold.
They were pretty in tents.
Now we all call him Dav.
How dairy.
That tower of theirs is sure an Eiffel.
Hands down camping. It was so in tents.
Baking bad
Shit was intense.
"Doe!"
I was just in a checkout line at the grocery store and the man behind me was going on and on in broken English about being from some Neo-Mediterranean superpower. He got my attention, pointed to a newspaper above the belt, and asked what it was. I replied “It’s the Times, New Roman.”
... It certainly was an in tents period.
I took my mother-in-law to the airport
I’m always on top of things
Don't worry, I won't belong.
A: Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?
B: No, what was the trip for?
A: To see his wife. It was a Yoko motive.
(original)
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Now I'm disoriented.
Let's GOOOOOoooooooooowwwww
(my 7yo daughter made this up and had me breathin hard through my noise for a split second)
Speak now or forever hold your pee
That was just one of the downfalls!
So I went home.
They ended up in Cairns
But it seemed like a Phishing attempt to me
So I told him to shove off.
An OK trip.
Cuz It's fucking intents
Uganda be kinding me
Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!
“I’m board, are we stairs yet?”
I watched it all unfold.
I was just in a checkout line at the grocery store and the man behind me was going on and on in broken English about being from some Neo-Mediterranean superpower. He got my attention, pointed to a newspaper above the belt, and asked what it was. I replied “It’s the Times, New Roman.”
It was in tents
I watched it all unfold.
I watched it all unfold.
