A list of puns related to "Cruise Control"
especially when it's on cruise control
While on a cruise a few months ago, my wife, another couple and I were eating dinner in one of the fancier restaurants. We saw someone in uniform (who looked like the captain) eating dinner with a few others nearby.
Our friend asked "if that's the captain, then who's driving the boat?"
My response, "it's fine, he's got it on cruise control"
Friend was complaining about being on hold with the cruise agency shes going through for going on a cruise.
her-- "ive been on hold for 20 min with the cruise agency!"
me-- "guess they put you on cruise control"
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