I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat

especially when it's on cruise control

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📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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Saw what appeared to be the captain of our cruise ship at dinner

While on a cruise a few months ago, my wife, another couple and I were eating dinner in one of the fancier restaurants. We saw someone in uniform (who looked like the captain) eating dinner with a few others nearby.

Our friend asked "if that's the captain, then who's driving the boat?"

My response, "it's fine, he's got it on cruise control"

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📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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on the phone with Travel Agency

Friend was complaining about being on hold with the cruise agency shes going through for going on a cruise.

her-- "ive been on hold for 20 min with the cruise agency!"

me-- "guess they put you on cruise control"

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