A list of puns related to "Classroom"
It's wet so we are eating inside
A ruler.
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
A Hannibal Lecture!
I thought, that's a little odd.
It grew square roots
The ruler.
Courtesy of my 9 year old. The dad joke gene is passing on.
You get your questions answered in one, and your answers questioned in the other.
John raises his hand, "I yam."
The itching in my eye was really out of control.
I said "wow you found a cure for blindness?!"
She said "no i got them to work."
I said "isnt that slavery?!"
'How?' he asked.
I said, 'At the bottom of my son's homework you put 'A for effort' when clearly it starts with an E.'
I told them it was one hour long.
...so I told her to go stand in the corner to warm up. When she asked why, I told her because it was 90 degrees.
I am a proud math teacher AND dad.
There were all sorts of wonderful things, but the most amazing thing there was the dry erase board. Those things are remarkable.
It was super cold. Our tests became testicles.
You could say it was an OUTSTANDING day
Teacher "I used to be addicted to soap... Don't worry I'm all clean now" Then he just started cracking up and left.
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