Cause puns
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Itβs funny cause itβs true.
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?
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The leading cause of dry skin
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Mobile phones cause cancer...
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!
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A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.
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My wife left me cause Im too insecure
Never mind she was just at the grocery store
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Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
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I don't think the Tectonic Plates cause earthquakes
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
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A conspiracy enthusiast told me that to many nose swabs for Covid could cause brain damage.
I told him that President Trump gets tested every day!
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Why did the chivalrous driver cause a car crash?
He didn't look at the light as it was changing.
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A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...
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What causes high tides?
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What is the number one cause of divorce in America?
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Letβs just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
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Do you know what causes dry skin?
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My boss said he could fire me just cause.
I said he canβt fire me without just cause.
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Kills 99% of germs, the rest 1% cause bad puns.
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I guess video games did cause violence
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Doesnt cause cancer!
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They better stay peaceful cause other wise they might get chased.
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Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
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Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating
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My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.
It was a little drum attic.
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I have an affliction that causes me to make bad puns about dolphins.
I don't do it on porpoise.
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πΌππ΅πΆ And if you wanna get me / never neglect me / 'cause I'm a...
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Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?
Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.
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I bought some engine cleaner. The label said βKnown to cause cancer in the state of California.β
Good thing Iβm using it in Missouri.
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Two dudes chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're
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Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?
Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation
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What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?
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Why do cows have strong legs? Cause they got them calves
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HELP!? How do I make this joke work...cause everyone hates it....
Q: How big was the lonely finch?
A:Ostrich-sized
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Its for a good cause
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For a good cause
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What is the leading cause of liver disease in Canada?
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?
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What's the leading cause of dry skin ?
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Whatβs the leading cause of dry skin?
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?
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Whatβs the number one cause of dry skin?
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