COYOTE Puns

A list of puns related to "COYOTE"

Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!

They named it Don Quixote.

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👤︎ u/thisisbensmith
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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Where do coyotes go when they need some urgent money

To the lone wolf

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👤︎ u/im-wit-dimwit
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Wile E. Coyote never immediately fell off the cliff because he didn’t understand the gravity of his situation.
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👤︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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I used to be a coyote

But I'm alright noooooOooOoOOoOOow

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👤︎ u/boopdogg
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Mr. Jones loses his poultry and drove of pigs in a vicious coyote attack one night.

Upon hearing the news, his neighbours and other farm owners decide to chip in to help him through a tough time.

With high hopes and heavy pockets, they reach Mr. Jones' farmhouse, only to see him merrily sipping lemonade on the porch. Confused, a person from the horde asks him, "Aren't you devastated?"

To which the farmer says,

No ham, no fowl

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👤︎ u/theswarthyknight
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.

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👤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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What type of luggage do coyotes always take with them on airplanes?

Carrion.

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👤︎ u/ralph3576
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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👤︎ u/ZEUSlightning5265
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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My Dad's worst (and coincidentally most-often-told) joke. I miss him.

When I was in the Navy, I was on the deck of a destroyer one day, and I saw a the periscope of an enemy submarine surface nearby. So, quick as a flash, I whipped off my hat and dropped it over the periscope. As the periscope was covered, the submarine didn't realise it had reached the surface, so it kept rising... and when it got to 10,000 feet, we shot it down with the anti-aircraft guns.

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👤︎ u/EmilytheDodo
📅︎ Apr 29 2015
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