What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?

"NO WHEY!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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do you think the builders used a pic for reference?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooopd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What does a builder from Newcastle do at home?

DYI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AreYouShaw26
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do you say to your slow fence builder when he's not being original on r/dadjokes?

Saw this post already

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I'm at this party when all of a sudden this guy comes in and says "Hello I'm a builder."

I thought 'He knows how to make an entrance'.

But it turns out it was just a facade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vesurel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?

No whey Jose!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salex16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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*le body builder me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soda_Monster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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A slate came off the roof and sliced a builders ear off.

We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on. Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear. The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine. How can you tell we asked. Cos mine had a pencil behind it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Did you hear about the Yacht builder that had to work from home?

His sails went through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenxMiyagi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Do you wanna know why people with shell fish allergies can’t be body builders?

Because they can’t have mussels.

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Someone told me about a vegan body builder...

I said "no whey" man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlefish1029
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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A builder asks his son what sound does a frog make?

Rivet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I'm a builder and my work is completely unparalleled.

I can't ever seem to get the beams to line up with each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTeddly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do you call a medieval airplane builder?

Aerosmith

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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My wife is a body builder.

Yep, she’s pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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I just saw a ship builder hit a guy with a structure that runs along the center of a ship's bottom...

He keeled the other fellow just like that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What's a body builders favorite vegetable?

Muscle Sprouts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinSpartan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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The builder called me yesterday asking when I will pay for the new roof he put up.

I said, β€œI thought it was on the house.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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A boat builder was showing his son one of his forests

he turned to him and said "son, one day this will all be oars."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtwilson32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What was Bob the builder called when he retired

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shipsmate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom?

Dam right they are.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What is the female body builder’s favorite appetizer?

Buff chick dip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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TIL that pregnant women are body builders.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianprivelege
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...

Apparently he's set for life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Apparently You Need an IQ of Over 100 to Become a Builder...

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand brick and mortar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BD8D
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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What's an ancient pyramid builders favourite band?

The rolling stones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waswas56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I told the builder I didn't want carpeted steps...

He gave me a blank stair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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Hear about the ex-body-builder couple that broke up?

They just weren't working out like they used to...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fezzik5936
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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So I guess the comedian couldn’t get his audience of body builders to laugh.

Tough crowd..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My dad is a builder. Yesterday was his 70th birthday. I wrote him this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ENDNUDES
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Two body builders were argueing which exercise was best for them.

They asked their coach to weigh in on the issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Did you hear about the body builder who ate sea food?

He had a lot of mussels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Can anyone recommend a builder?

I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since.

I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s just another brick in the wall...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hufc1908
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What is a body builder’s favorite Backstreet Boys song?

I Want It That Whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orange-n-blue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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How do builders party?

Nine Inch Nails, followed by Hammertime and some House music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay_Hogwarts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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I know a lady who is a body builder too

She works in an android factory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHunterUK
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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My wife just told me that she is a body builder...

...I'm so excited to be a dad in 9 months!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hxadcml
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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Why did the two bridge builders stay together?

He cantilever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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My wife is a body builder

She's pregnant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samcex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My wife is a body builder.

Yep, she’s pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My wife is a body builder...

She's pregnant!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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My wife is a body builder.

She’s pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coleman_James
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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How do you call Bob the Builder when he retires?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwietog
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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