What do you say to your slow fence builder when he's not being original on r/dadjokes?
What does a builder from Newcastle do at home?
do you think the builders used a pic for reference?
What do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?
I'm at this party when all of a sudden this guy comes in and says "Hello I'm a builder."
I thought 'He knows how to make an entrance'.
But it turns out it was just a facade.
What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?
A slate came off the roof and sliced a builders ear off.
We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on.
Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear.
The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine.
How can you tell we asked.
Cos mine had a pencil behind it!
Do you wanna know why people with shell fish allergies can’t be body builders?
Because they can’t have mussels.
Did you hear about the Yacht builder that had to work from home?
His sails went through the roof
A builder asks his son what sound does a frog make?
What do you call a medieval airplane builder?
Someone told me about a vegan body builder...
I'm a builder and my work is completely unparalleled.
I can't ever seem to get the beams to line up with each other.
I just saw a ship builder hit a guy with a structure that runs along the center of a ship's bottom...
He keeled the other fellow just like that!
What's a body builders favorite vegetable?
The builder called me yesterday asking when I will pay for the new roof he put up.
I said, “I thought it was on the house.”
A boat builder was showing his son one of his forests
he turned to him and said "son, one day this will all be oars."
My wife is a body builder.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom?
What is the female body builder’s favorite appetizer?
Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...
Apparently he's set for life!
What was Bob the builder called when he retired
TIL that pregnant women are body builders.
What's an ancient pyramid builders favourite band?
So I guess the comedian couldn’t get his audience of body builders to laugh.
Apparently You Need an IQ of Over 100 to Become a Builder...
To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand brick and mortar.
Two body builders were argueing which exercise was best for them.
They asked their coach to weigh in on the issue.
I told the builder I didn't want carpeted steps...
He gave me a blank stair.
Hear about the ex-body-builder couple that broke up?
They just weren't working out like they used to...
My dad is a builder. Yesterday was his 70th birthday. I wrote him this...
Did you hear about the body builder who ate sea food?
Can anyone recommend a builder?
I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since.
I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s just another brick in the wall...
How do builders party?
Nine Inch Nails, followed by Hammertime and some House music.
What is a body builder’s favorite Backstreet Boys song?
The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...
I know a lady who is a body builder too
She works in an android factory.
My wife just told me that she is a body builder...
...I'm so excited to be a dad in 9 months!
Why did the two bridge builders stay together?
What did the body builder get for losing all his muscle?
My wife is a body builder
My wife is a body builder.
My wife is a body builder...
My wife is a body builder.
How do you call Bob the Builder when he retires?
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