But today he ran over 5 Miles
He just can't part with it.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Because his sense of humor was too crude
I told him; ‘Surgery’.
I was speechless.
He'll show you the whey.
I asked, 'Which is?'
'Exactly', he replied.
I told him it's not polite to fish and tell
Juan won one yuan.
AL-CO-HOL you later!!
(Stole this from a show dont come for me)
He said it felt really apalling
Now he’s just Dav
But I’m pretty sure I’m still in the US
Jack and the Bean stalk.
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
But when he told me the fish were biting I said, “heck no!”
He told me he "saw orange vented".
I said it has its ups and downs.
I told them I don't do Paypal
"That's harsh," I told him, "I think she has a great body."
So they get their parkas and snow boots, fishing rods and ice auger, and everything else they need, and go out to find a good spot.
Just as they start to drill a hole in the ice, they hear a great booming voice from above: "There are no fish here!"
"What was that?"
"It sounded like the voice of God!"
"Well let's try somewhere else."
They move away a bit, and settle down to try again. But before they can even start to drill, they hear it again:
"There are no fish here!"
So they pack up and move even farther down the ice. Surely this will be a good spot. But just as they pull out the auger, the voice booms out again:
"Listen you guys, I'm the manager of this ice rink, and I'm telling you there are no fish here!"
He never catches anything
I think he’s pulling my leg
My response, “absolutely”
Repete.
(excuse my grammar that should be a semi-colon)
And he told me that the first thing he did in that truck was perform cunnalingus on his girlfriend.
Frankly, I'm just Gladiator.
He says its like shooting fish in apparel.
your los.
It was quite the shindig
“Iraq”, I said. Then Iran.
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
He said yeah brew
Good old Boomer Aang
But at night he's Marloff
Every time I see them they seem to be ale-ing.
In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.
It's a house-warming present.
They couldn't find any concrete Evan dents.
John left large shoes to Phil.
I now call him Dav.
He just can’t part with it.
