Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.
Step 1: get a hunting license.
My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
One Shark bucks latte please
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
I just won a million bucks!
What am I gonna do with all these deer?
What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?
Why should you keep at least a buck in your back pocket when you go gambling?
So you can bet your bottom dollar
For a thousand bucks I'll teach you how to make things levitate
If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut
I'd have a lot of doll hairs
When is five bucks a lot?
Did you hear the one about the buck who shed its antlers?
Oh, never mind... It's pointless.
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?
I got a couple of bucks for Christmas
What can you buy for 20 bucks?
How do you make a million bucks?
Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
I'm gonna bet you 50 bucks that I am no longer addicted to gambling
Weir-Buck
GF: "You're such a weirdo!"
Me: "I'm a Weir-Buck, you're the weir-doe, dear"
When I was a kid, my Dad asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was greedy and came up with the “brilliant” idea to ask for 10 thousand bucks instead of a toy so that I could buy heaps of toys.
To my surprise he shrugged and said sure.
On Christmas Day, I excitedly tore open my gift box. To my anger and disappointment, it only contained 10 plastic toy pigs and deers.
“Daaaaaddd!!!!” I wailed in tears.
Dad gave me the biggest shit-eating grin and said “Well, I got you ten sows and bucks just like you asked.”
I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.
Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsons’ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?
What do you call someone who hops on a buck and rides away on it?
When I first started driving, you could fill your tires for free. Nowadays every machine costs at least a buck...
Wanna hear a joke worth a thousand bucks !!?
Would you believe this shirt only costed me a buck?
I spent a few hundred bucks at an exposition last weekend.
I can't remember exactly how much but it was a fair amount.
Milwaukee Bucks. The only bucks you can't get 4 quarters out of.
Went hunting for the first time recently and shot my first buck.
Poor guy was holding on for deer life.
How do you make a million bucks in the airline industry?
You start with a billion.
Source: Old airline industry Dad joke. Worked in the airline technology sector for a while.
Me: If you take the 407 toll road it'll cost you to thirty bucks. Grandma: thirty bucks?! That's highway robbery!
What is Buck short for?
Because he’s got little legs~
What do bucks and women have in common?
What did the house say to the buck?
TV for just a buck!
60" TV for sale - only $1! Why so cheap, you may ask? Well the volume is stuck at max, but that's a very minor inconvenience for an otherwise perfectly beautiful television. Jump on this deal quick! You can't turn it down!
Cheap prostitutes offer more bang for your buck.
Hey dad, could I borrow 5 bucks to get this thing I want?
"Sure, buckbuckbuckbuckbuck"
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