I was told the bucks were losing to the Suns
That really made me yawnis
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︎ Jul 07 2021
Buck buck buck.... Ok?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I call my wife Doe and she calls me Buck. My friend thought this was weird, so I had to explain...
They're terms of endeerment.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
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︎ Apr 01 2021
If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My Halloween costume - Iβm a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.
Step 1: get a hunting license.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Hay bales under a buck
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︎ Dec 04 2019
One Shark bucks latte please
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I just won a million bucks!
What am I gonna do with all these deer?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Why should you keep at least a buck in your back pocket when you go gambling?
So you can bet your bottom dollar
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︎ Sep 28 2020
For a thousand bucks I'll teach you how to make things levitate
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︎ Sep 01 2020
If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut
I'd have a lot of doll hairs
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Did you hear the one about the buck who shed its antlers?
Oh, never mind... It's pointless.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
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︎ Nov 21 2019
I got a couple of bucks for Christmas
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What can you buy for 20 bucks?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
How do you make a million bucks?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
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︎ Oct 23 2019
When I was a kid, my Dad asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was greedy and came up with the βbrilliantβ idea to ask for 10 thousand bucks instead of a toy so that I could buy heaps of toys.
To my surprise he shrugged and said sure.
On Christmas Day, I excitedly tore open my gift box. To my anger and disappointment, it only contained 10 plastic toy pigs and deers.
βDaaaaaddd!!!!β I wailed in tears.
Dad gave me the biggest shit-eating grin and said βWell, I got you ten sows and bucks just like you asked.β
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Weir-Buck
GF: "You're such a weirdo!"
Me: "I'm a Weir-Buck, you're the weir-doe, dear"
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︎ Sep 08 2019
I'm gonna bet you 50 bucks that I am no longer addicted to gambling
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︎ Dec 01 2019
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︎ Jun 05 2019
I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Would you believe this shirt only costed me a buck?
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︎ Oct 22 2015
Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsonsβ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Wanna hear a joke worth a thousand bucks !!?
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︎ Aug 14 2018
What do you call someone who hops on a buck and rides away on it?
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Milwaukee Bucks. The only bucks you can't get 4 quarters out of.
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︎ May 16 2019
I spent a few hundred bucks at an exposition last weekend.
I can't remember exactly how much but it was a fair amount.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
How do you make a million bucks in the airline industry?
You start with a billion.
Source: Old airline industry Dad joke. Worked in the airline technology sector for a while.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
Went hunting for the first time recently and shot my first buck.
Poor guy was holding on for deer life.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
Me: If you take the 407 toll road it'll cost you to thirty bucks. Grandma: thirty bucks?! That's highway robbery!
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︎ Jun 29 2017
What is Buck short for?
Because heβs got little legs~
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︎ Jun 18 2018
What do bucks and women have in common?
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︎ Nov 10 2018
What did the house say to the buck?
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︎ Sep 13 2017
TV for just a buck!
60" TV for sale - only $1! Why so cheap, you may ask? Well the volume is stuck at max, but that's a very minor inconvenience for an otherwise perfectly beautiful television. Jump on this deal quick! You can't turn it down!
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︎ Feb 02 2017
Cheap prostitutes offer more bang for your buck.
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︎ Oct 10 2014
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