I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow.
When you borrow a chair
I borrowed my daughter's desk chair for about ten minutes earlier today. As I was bringing it back I said "They say when you borrow someone's car you should return it with a full tank of gas..."
It took her about 3 seconds to reply "Nooooo! Did you fart in my chair?"
I asked Rick Astley to let me borrow his copy of the movie UP.
He said he'd never give it to me.
I crack bad jokes about having to borrow my parents old clothes because my job doesn't pay well...
What can I say? I've got my father's jeans.
If someone can borrow me some chromosomes,
What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?
I asked my Indian neighbour if I could borrow some bread...
Chris: Hey can I borrow a ten?
Kristen: Sure!
Christen: thank you
Kris: Anytime
I could borrow the step-stool from my mom, OR i could go buy something taller.
I had to borrow my friend’s trumpet because I sounded too good on my own, and people would be jealous!
I didn’t want to toot my own horn.
If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets.
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
My son borrows money from me every week, so I told him, “I don’t think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.”
He said, “Oh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”
So today I asked my wife if she knew of any krutches I could borrow for the upcoming office party.
Her: what are you supposed to be dressed up as?
Me: a walking dad joke.
Her: ...?
Me: I'd be kind of lame.
My friends never let me borrow money for arcade games at the roller rink
We were at the library when my mate asked "Hey, could I borrow your book mark?"
I got mad and walked out. After 3 years of being college flatmates, he doesn't even know my name is Tom.
If your girlfriend borrows your sweater forever
"Hey Son, thanks for letting me borrow your car. By the way I got some water in the carburator." "Where's my car?"
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
I was out of herbs while cooking dinner, so I went to ask my neighbor if I could borrow some.
When she opened the door, I said, "Don't worry; I'll only take a little bit of your thyme."
"What car do you have, Pierre? Can I borrow it?"
I asked my daughter if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad".
I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him...
My dad let me borrow his 2010 Saab and told me to make sure to fill it with Premium...
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My friend Lara always borrows my hair brush without my permission.
I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow one of his favorite pixar movies,
He told me, "I'm never going to give you Up."
Rick Astley once called me to borrow all my Pixar DVDs..
I told him "You can have DVDs for Cars, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo but I am never gonna give you UP!"
Mom: I'm going to run down to my cousin's house. She needs to borrow the car.
Dad: If she needs the car, maybe you should drive there.
I asked my dad if I could borrow some money...
He handed me a penny and said, "It's the least I can do."
Hey, can I borrow a ten?
Dad: Sure, as long as it’s not my wife!
Wanted to measure my height with a tape measure but couldn't do it alone. "Dad, can I borrow you for a minute?"
"Sure, as long as you give me back"
I wanted to borrow some money but I was aloan
Yesterday my neighbor asked to borrow my copy of the movie “It”. I proceeded to beat him up. My wife asked me why the hell I would beat him up.
I told her he was asking for It.
I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection...
Except for the movie Up. He's never gonna give you Up.
Why should you never ask Rick Astley to borrow his Pixar collection?
Because he’s never gonna give you “Up.”
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except for one.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
CHRIS: hey,can I borrow a ten?
KRISTEN: sure.
CHRISTEN: thank you.
KRIS: you're welcome.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his movies except for one...
He’s never gonna give you Up
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.
He's never gonna give you Up
Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from is Pixar collection. Except one.
He's never gonna give you up
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his pixar movies,
But he's never gonna give you up.
You can borrow just about any Disney/Pixar movie from Rick Astley... all but one:
He’s never gonna give you Up.
I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder
He said there was no whey
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one...
...he's never gonna give you Up.
"Can I borrow your butt? Mine has a crack in it."
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