Need help in a bio-pun war

So I suck at these, and this is how it got started:

Her: Would you rather I B. cereus?

Me: you Coli that a pun?

Her: No, azole.

I need help continuing this!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThyZAD
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Guess they should read the bio next time
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Littlegrayhair
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My Tinder date turned out to be shorter than his bio said.

I guess he was telling some tall tales.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Eamo853
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Did you hear ISIS is adapting Covid-19 into a bio-weapon?!

They're calling it the Quranavirus

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Link in bio
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Link In Bio
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Holiday_Volume
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Tinder fail. Bio says she is "Persian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jessemv
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Link in Bio.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Chilli-byte-
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I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...

So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.

(Cancel on me)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zibblezabbledabble
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As I thought, the publisher of my book called "Bio" wants me to change the name. It figures...

That's the story of my life.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Her bio said that she was a flat earther
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/onereddityboii
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Fan control in the asrock bios -_-
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mi_sh_aaaa
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/beach_doggo124
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Link in bio (stolen from a friend)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blancamystiere
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Star Wars / Back to the Future crossover bio pic coming soon

The Man DeLorean

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PdSales
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RandomPancake13
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This Twitter bio is top-NOTCH
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Saw another one of these and decided to be productive during bio...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/voodooking4400
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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My reddit bio says everything you need to know about me
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Alex1nChains
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What do you call a BIOS that cleans up after itself?

A ROMba

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/beaverinablender
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Some asking my bio teacher what would Shingles evolve into...

He said " Roof tiles"

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In the Matrix, flat-chested women enslaved by the machines for their bio-electricity are literally AA batteries.

Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jeremyntan
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I've been germinating Sycamore and Milkweed seeds for about a month or so for bio class and today we had to present a powerpoint about it and i just had to take the opportunity.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/goldengift23
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Studying for bio and asked my dad about the four methods of gene transfer...

"You go to the mall - that's one. The second method is you drop off a load of donations at Salvation Army. Third: you're picked up by a backhoe and transported to a pool of radioactive material in the middle of the garbage dump and your jeans are magically transferred off of you as you disintegrate. And the fourth? By policemen carrying out a court order in a maximum security prison."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GimpyBallerina
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Told this one in Bio. today - Lymes disease

So, I'm in my tenth grade Biology class and we get to the discussion about diseases and she mentions Lymes Disease. Almost immediately, I raise my hand and say with a straight face-

"Is a symptom of Lymes disease being sour?"

Boy, was I more proud then I should have been.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SSJBobert
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