Popey Le Pew.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Pew! Pew! Pew!
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I told a group of storm troopers βHappy Pew Year....β
But they totally missed the punchline.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Pew a Pew
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Pew pew
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Showerthought: The Hugo Award could be nicknamed The Pew-Pewlitzer.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Pew, pew
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Benches in churches are pews
Benches in synagogues are pewish
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︎ Sep 15 2019
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︎ Oct 19 2015
Pew, pew!
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︎ Nov 27 2016
Why did Pepeβ Le Pew prefer small Spanish Swords?
Because they are a little rapier...
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︎ Sep 26 2018
My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues.
I think she is in love with me.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What happens to someone who farts in church?
They have to sit in their own pew.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What do you call Remy when he goes with Linguini to the military?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What does a phaser sound like in church?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Where do skunks pray?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
When Jedi go to churchβ¦
Do they sit in pew pew pews?
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I get depressed if I donβt play video games.
I always need to console myself.
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︎ May 13 2020
The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...
***Pew***berty, in other words.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
When a man farts in church...
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Han shot first
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︎ Nov 03 2019
To celebrate my cake day, I thought I'd give you all a pun.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
What did the gunslinger see when he entered the church?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Why do atheists give away all their spare money ?
They're a non-prophet organization
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︎ Aug 30 2020
When my mom was in labor, my head got stuck in her, and the midwife had to pull me out.
Thatβs how excited I was to see my little brother.
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︎ Aug 12 2018
When you fire a Laser gun
https://imgur.com/gallery/TMpi7zN
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
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︎ May 29 2019
Hopefully one day I'll find an f-35
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︎ Sep 17 2019
What do storm troopers and churches have in common?
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︎ Jan 28 2019
You know your uncle went to WWII with a toy gun
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Santa actually only had two reindeer
Rudolph and Olive (the other reindeer).
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︎ Dec 19 2017
Why is it rude to fart in church?
Because of everyone else that has to sit in your pew.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
This morning I dropped my son off at school and said:"Bye son"
He replied: "Buffalo". It took me about 5 seconds to get it.
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︎ Sep 23 2014
If you're injured, call the law offices of...
Passing a billboard for the law offices of Powell, Powell, and Powell, I said to my wife, "Those are the attorneys I would call."
"Why?"
"They're obviously the most Powell-ful firm in town."
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︎ Jan 07 2016
How can you be sure youβll always be able to find a seat in Star Wars church?
Because of all the pew-pew-pews!
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︎ Jan 04 2020
What do laser guns and churches have in common?
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︎ Nov 18 2015
How does a Catholic gun sound when used to shoot?
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︎ Jun 09 2019
What happens when you fart in church?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What happens when you fart in church?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Where does a gamer sit when they go to church?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What sound does a bullet shot in church make?
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︎ May 10 2020
Why's a church the worst place to go during a war?
Because of all the pews.
pew, pew, pew pew pew!
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︎ Mar 15 2020
What did the stormtrooper say when he went into a church for the first time?
Pew. Pew, pew, pew. Pew, Pew.
Pew.
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︎ Feb 14 2015
Did you hear about the battle down at the church?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
What do laser guns and churches have in common?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
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