So I suck at these, and this is how it got started:
Her: Would you rather I B. cereus?
Me: you Coli that a pun?
Her: No, azole.
I need help continuing this!
I guess he was telling some tall tales.
They're calling it the Quranavirus
That's the story of my life.
So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.
(Cancel on me)
The Man DeLorean
A ROMba
He said " Roof tiles"
Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.
"You go to the mall - that's one. The second method is you drop off a load of donations at Salvation Army. Third: you're picked up by a backhoe and transported to a pool of radioactive material in the middle of the garbage dump and your jeans are magically transferred off of you as you disintegrate. And the fourth? By policemen carrying out a court order in a maximum security prison."
So, I'm in my tenth grade Biology class and we get to the discussion about diseases and she mentions Lymes Disease. Almost immediately, I raise my hand and say with a straight face-
"Is a symptom of Lymes disease being sour?"
Boy, was I more proud then I should have been.
